Nottoofar || Book 2: Dagger & Fist {Humour + Romance Fantasy}
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  • Durée 3h 22m
kkolmakov
Terminé, Publié initialement mai 30, 2023
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Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance?

In a far, far away land of Nottoofar...

~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE!

~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist}  ~COMPLETE!

~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON!

~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON!

~ a merperson needs the assistance of  a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON!

...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin.

You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.
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Silver Blades: Prize Fight

18 chapitres Terminé

After a century of contending with Pertuli's dogged silence, Riposte Clasicant has at last won the only clue in a mystery that weighs heavily on his heart. Will his satisfaction survive a lethal encounter with a mysterious woman from his past? In Silver Blades novellas, we follow the adventures of Rip Clasicant, who for reasons of his own has neglected both duty and honor in recent decades. His debauchery rubs his peers the wrong way, and often they seek restitution in blood. Only superior skill with a blade has kept him alive thus far. Pertuli, his sarcastic but well-meaning sidekick, has doubts about the direction his friend's fortune is taking. Silver Blades: Prize Fight is a stand-alone story which takes place after the events in Silver Blades: A Duel Nature. --------------- "Full of action, adventure, witty puns and memorable characters. Loved this so much!" - @TheTickTockAwards --------------- "YES!!!! ANOTHER RIP AND PERTULI STORY!" - @VKBloodgood --------------- "Not to sound like a sycophant, but this was fracking awesome." - @KellyJBurke --------------- "I really, really love Ivy. She's my favorite female character..." - @Readmyvoice --------------- "Pertuli is amazing. His sarcasm and puns are just fantastic!" - @EmiliaGlasse --------------- "Nicely written again -I'm amazed by how well you pen these words!" - @Kotkoda --------------- "Your writing is amazing, my only complaint is that there isn't more of it." - Seth B. --------------- "This was a fantastic book. I can't emphasize that enough. Masterfully woven." - @avadel ---------------

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