(I wrote this on a dare from my friends, and I'd rather post it here than on ao3, so...yeah)
America is a lazy, burger-loving, cocky state. That is...at least what everyone thinks.
In reality, he is the father of 51 chaotic children
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America was the last person anyone expected to be a father. But America is a father to many. Sometimes, those kids convince each other to do ridiculous things. That's how Texas found himself about to walk into a UN meeting.