Days of our lives (A Joey Tribbiani love story)

"Ronnie, you are my Best Friend...
...I like me better when I'm with you..
...you changed me for the better, but still let me keep what makes me, me...
...we make a great team...
...yes, I will continue to talk to you in accents...
...and I will always try to dance with you while you're in the kitchen...
...I'd give up all the infinity stones for you...
...I'd go to the depths of Mordor to find you...
...I'd go north of the wall to see you...
...I'd blow up the Death Star to rescue you...
...today I make this unbreakable vow...
...I shared my food with you so you know I'm serious."

"My god you're a dork."

Now dedicated to Matthew Perry R.I.P