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We Naija

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Welcome to the drama and chaos of what being Nigerian and living in Nigeria entails.

I can't promise much except laughter and giggles.All Rights Reserved

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A Part of Me by Omokefueh

Imagine your body parts were all alive on their own and could talk, feel, see, control the human nature and what is done!...Crazy right? But this is a story of all that! It is a story of knowing worth and functions, working together in order to acheive life itself...

My Twelve Random Dates by michelle18uzoma

I tried not to look up, fought the urge to find out what he was actually looking at but it was to no avail. I finally joined him and I didn't spot anything special about it, except maybe is that a gecko. I quit looking up and asked him another question " so ummm what do you do? Do you have a job or something?.One of the most important questions that my friend Laura schooled me to ask the guys. He smiled and responded, making sure to avoid any form of eye contact, this time he was looking at the table. " I umm, I uh, I umm, I, I, i Inner thought: great he is a stammerer way to go Would you just shut up!" I reprimanded my inner thought and maybe I was too loud. Because he halted and finally looked at me coupled with the other heads that turned to look at us. "I'm sorry I wasn't referring to you, please continue, you were what? " 23 year old Amaka was given a mandate by her parents to marry at 23 . Having no idea how to get her parents off her case, she decides to go on dates with random guys she met on an app" Facebook ". Turns out things don't exactly go the way we planned them. Join Amaka on her quest as she meets different men and learns new things.

EBUBE ✔[EDITING] by Adaezekingz

***A Nigerian Novel***** After Ebube had spent most of her life in Canada, her parents decides to send her to Nigeria to learn manners and complete High School. Do you think spoilt bratty Ebube can cope in Nigeria??? I'm not into this whole description thingie, so just get reading folks! RELEASED IN JULY and FINISHED IN AUGUST 2020 CLICK THAT READ AND DIVE INTO AFRICA!!💖 ~~~~~~~ *Also on Amazon for $9.99 US dollars *

CRAZY ABOUT BOYS | FINDING THE ONE - Completed✔ by Amberdorn

💞Completed. 💞3rd place in the Upcoming Writer Award 2019 I feel different when I'm around him. I go crazy just hearing his name or seeing him. I could stare at him for as long as possible. He has a sexy physique, a charming wink and an infectious laugh. He's my best friend but I want more. He has a girlfriend but I can't help but think selfishly sometimes. Is this just an infatuation? Will this feeling eventually go away? Flip each page patiently to know. *************** Crazy About Boys is a story of a Nigerian girl who has crazy fantasies about boys and believes she's boy crazy. She wishes she has a boyfriend but can't get one because she has a crush on her best friend. Things get out of hand and out of place. It's a Nigerian book that tells a different story about reality. *** Editing soon!!

Hey, not me! by feliciamwihaki

I don't believe in love, which is funny because I grew up in a home full of love. This is a story of me managing time and again to cheat love.

Dear Nigerian Men, Here's The Manual by Temil0luwa

"Dear Nigerian Men, Here's the Manual" is a witty and laugh-out-loud guide for men who have ever wondered what women really want. Packed with hilarious anecdotes, sharp observations, and a healthy dose of Nigerian flavor, this book explores the ups and downs of love, dating, and relationships in the vibrant chaos of Nigeria. From understanding what "I'm fine" truly means, to decoding why you should never ignore a message for too long, this is the ultimate survival guide for navigating the world of Nigerian women. Whether you're a clueless "bobo" or a self-proclaimed ladies' man, this manual will have you rethinking everything you thought you knew!

Finding Solace (COMPLETED)✔ by kongim

She's fierce,strong and above all a child of God but a time came when she had to face her past,her father and his expectations. Was it easy? Relax and enjoy! #Heartbreak✔ #Humor✔ #Family✔ #prayers✔ #wedding✔ #Home✔ #wattpadnaija✔ #wattys✔ #Nigeria✔

Diary of an African child in Africa! by elilah_b

The unleashed thoughts of my life as an African.

Best of Akpos by mikaelkrownmk

It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble. Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off. Welcome to the world of Akpos!!!

RESOLVE by 9ja_green_ink

~~~~(Mature)~~~~ "We're worlds apart..." "But I'm right here." "I'm far, farrrrrrrrrr far beneath your class..." "And so? I don't care." He shrugged. "You're fucking engaged!" I rubbed away the tears, scrubbing the edge of my sweater on my sore skin. "And somehow you keep acting like that singular most important factor in whatever you're doing here with me is nothing." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the bustling city of Lagos, Nigeria, a young woman named Somi struggles to be stable. She has been in and out of jobs, trying to keep up her "A" streak in school. Hot-headed and a go-getter. Her life turns when she meets Adams, a handsome and successful, Arewa man from an influential family, and despite having a betrothed, Adams is drawn to Somi's beauty, charm, and personality. Sarima is Somi's twin sister, and she struggles to make ends meet just like her sister. She has to deal with the university hassle, bills, and finding a good life with her sisters, Somi and Homa, without selling her body(beauty). She feels lost and directionless as there are a lot of drawbacks to being independent and surviving in Nigeria. To make matters worse, she also struggles with her feelings for her supposed friend, Kene. Will these sisters have it good at the end of the day or entangle themselves in a web they never planned to be in? #1 make money ~ 17th June 2023

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Finding Solace (COMPLETED)✔ cover

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A Part of Me

Imagine your body parts were all alive on their own and could talk, feel, see, control the human nature and what is done!...Crazy right? But this is a story of all that! It is a story of knowing worth and functions, working together in order to acheive life itself...