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"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

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This is a continuation of my first book, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t."!
  So if you haven't read that book yet, you might not understand what's happening in this one-
  Here's the link to the first book!:
  https://www.wattpad.com/1183463598-if-you-don%27t-stop-i%27m-gonna-start-stabbing-sh-t-a

  If you are coming here from a link in the first book, however, then you're in the right place! :D
  Enjoy! :DD

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  The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on
  the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime
  isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this?
  
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  GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT-
  https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump

  Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D
  
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  OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
  
  You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me!
  
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  me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can 
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Site [REDACTED] (DISCONTINUED) by pixelgreys

This book has been moved to a second and better version of it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/252972492-site-redacted This Site contains anomalies from all over the world, just like the rest of The Foundation Sites. We'll just get to have a closer look on what happens in Site [REDACTED]. Best Rankings: #1 in mcytau (11/12/2020) #1 in scpau (11/12/2020) #4 in scp (11/12/2020)(how???) TW: THERE WILL BE CURSING! I'LL TRY TO MAKE SURE I PUT TRIGGER WARNINGS WITH MORE INTENSE CHAPTERS! IF YOU NOTICE THAT A CHAPTER SHOULD HAVE A TW, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN ADD IT! !!!THERE WILL BE NO SHIPPING IN THIS BOOK, THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE AND THEIR CHOICES NEED TO BE RESPECTED!!! *This just means I might change the title later, we'll just see what happens.

"𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝐿𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝐴𝑤𝑓𝑢𝑙...𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑈𝑠, 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑒." | 𝑆𝐵𝐼 𝐴𝑈 by bigbahongaloos

Tommy had just recently moved homes. The one he left was one full of memories. Not good ones, but not necessarily bad ones, either. He didn't have much to live for at his old home, so he moved in hope of starting over and meeting new people. He had no more family, and his school friends had long moved on from him. In fact, the only number in his contacts was his mum's who was long passed away. Tommy was young (sixteen, to be exact) and he often forgot things. Usually just as simple as forgetting to do the laundry, or forgetting to reply to a notification on his phone that he received three seconds prior. Simple things that didn't matter. This time, though, he forgot to charge his phone before leaving his new, barely furnished apartment. He didn't think much of it. If it died, it died. No biggie, right? He figured he'd be alright for an hour or so without his phone. That is, until he got lost in the large, unfamiliar town that he definitely didn't even slightly know the layout of. He didn't know where he was or how to get back to his apartment, especially without a GPS. And then, when it definitely couldn't get worse, it began to rain. Tommy was soaked. He was cold, hungry. He cut into an alley and sat down against a brick wall, curled up on himself. He sat there for a while, and then heard footsteps. It was three men. The older one crouched down in front of him. "You look awful...Come with us, mate." But Tommy didn't want to. These people felt...off. ~~~ TW// Cussing Kidnapping Injuries Manipulation Stockholm syndrome Drugging someone etc... ~~~ Started: May 10, 2023 Finished: August 5, 2023 (This took way too long 😭)

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 | 𝔻𝕊𝕄ℙ 𝔸𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥 by VansInnit

[COMPLETED] A bunch of friends living together! Sounds cool doesn't it? Well, things don't always go the way you think it would go. Including the fact that half your life is on the internet. (Tubbo and Tommy are adopted by Phil in this story.) Started writing: 2/4/2021 10K Reads: 2/9/2021 20K Reads: 7/10/2021 30K Reads: 12/11/2021 40K Reads: 19/12/2021 50K Reads: 23/1/2022 60K Reads: 25/2/2022 70K Reads: 27/3/2022 80K Reads: 2/5/2022 90K Reads: 19/6/2022 100K Reads: 1/8/2022 Finished writing: 3/7/2022 Highest ranks #2 on eret: 4/7/2022 #3 on hannahxxrose: 4/6/2022 #8 on phil: 9/7/2022 #13 on eret: 26/7/2022 #16 on nihachu: 26/7/2022 < second book i ever wrote! >

Stolen {Dream x (Fem!)Reader} by RagingFlame14

{Completed!} {First ever fanfiction, so it's really cringy and there are a lot of grammar mistakes, but that's what makes it old. (Like Philza Minecraft)} Y/n didn't always live in L'manburg. She used to live in a village with her family, but when she was 10, the village was burned down, and she had to run. Y/n was saved by Technoblade, where he trained her to be better than him. Y/n now lives in L'manburg and is happy.. Until Dream did something very unexpected. TW: Cussing, Blood, Panic attacks. (Some fluff?) Other things will be added, but I will but trigger warnings at the beginning of the chapters. Started: March 8th, 2021 Ended: December 1st, 2021 Hi! I'm RagingFlame14. This is my first ever xreader book. It's going to suck, but that's fine. I'm not the best at writing details and stuff, so bare with me. Except that, hope you like my book. (May be a little bit of fluff, but no smut because my friend is reading this and I don't need her to harass me about it.) Highest Rankings (tags): #1 - Dre #1 - realisticminecraft

Broken Mirror- Ranboo angst by Brody_Allen9

Word Count: 11,000 Ranboo had been dealing with the voices in his head for a few months now, and it was getting harder and harder to hide the fact that he was slowly going mad from the mental torture Dream gave him. His friends weren't stupid, they clearly saw something wasn't right when he'd end streams abruptly, or start having a full on panic attack out of nowhere, muttering things to himself. They just didn't know what. This is an irl Ranboo angst. ⚠️None of these characters portray the real people, only their online personas!!!⚠️ Just so you guys are aware, this book has a few trigger warnings that will be stated in the info chapter at the very beginning, and in their respective chapters. If you can't handle these topics, please don't force yourself to read, because I care about you guys. It's totally fine, and nobody should make fun of you for it. If they do, tag them and I'll punt them into the atmosphere for you ❤️ (please don't actually tag them lol) ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE BASED OFF OF THEIR ONLINE PERSONAS, AND NOT THE REAL PEOPLE!! This is my third book, if you haven't seen my other ones, please go and check them out! If you like this book, please make sure to comment and vote! I'd really appreciate it. 😊 Started: October 20th, 2021 Ended: October 25th, 2021 69 reads: October 24th, 2021 lol 210 reads: October 30th, 2021 tysm! I really appreciate it <3 500 reads: November 22nd, 2021 what? Thank you!! 1k reads: December 23rd, 2021 YAY TYSMM!! HUH?? 2k reads: May 4th, 2022 :D

Sleepybois Oneshots (PLATONIC) by Citrus___

This book is finished! Read the first chapter for info, otherwise, it's exactly what the title says. Enjoy

ᗯᗴ ᑕOᗰᗴ Iᑎ ᑭᗴᗩᑕᗴ ༆ ᗩᒪᒪIᑌᗰ ᗪᑌO ᗩᒪIᗴᑎ ᗩᑌ by bigbahongaloos

𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

A New World | MCYT x BNHA Fanfic by RosiiNook

Ahah- I've got the motivation to actually make this so. . . . might as well do it! THIS STORY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY BEEN DISCONTINUED. For reasons why, please check out the final update the story will have. We couldn't make it to the one-year mark. o7 (A Remastered version of the story with OSMP instead will happen soon. Keep an eye out!) More tags in the future till I actually write more chapters as I go :D! NOT MY ART! Till I can make my own cover, it'll be Dream for now ^-^! Credit goes to the rightful owner which I don't know who it is -BUT PROPER CREDITS TO THEM-! 6.9k Reads - 5/10/21 (HELL YEA, NICE-) 8k Reads - 5/14/21 9k Reads - 5/17/21 10.1k Reads - 5/21/21 (Woo! Y'all are poggers, you are loved, remember that! And if you need to talk, I'll be here, PM me on Wattpad if you want-) 14k Reads - 6/1/21 (ON TECHNO'S BIRTHDAY?? TALK ABOUT POGGERS) 15.5k Reads - 6/5/21 (Literally the night as of writing this note . . . POGCHAMP-) 700 Votes - 6/5/21 (Twas at 11 pm, WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL DOING UP AT THAT HOUR-) 21k Reads - 6/14/21 (WOOOOO) 69k Reads - 9/25/21 (It was just four months since I had 6.9k reads, I'm so proud lmao) 2.83k Votes - 9/25/21 100k Reads - January 7th, 2022 (The last time this story was updated. o7 everyone and thank you) 3.7k Votes - January 7th, 2022 (^) -Impressive Rankings- Number 39 in Mina out of 11k Stories - 6/6/21 Number 1 in Foolish 558 Stories- Unknown Date (Forgot the date, sorry-) Started on: April 9, 2021 Ended on: January 7, 2022 (Discontinued for reasons stated in the final announcment. o7 everyone, o7)

Home? ||DreamwastakenxOC|| by Ranzz_4

"What do we have here?" He said as he crouched down to my level. "Why are you running from l'manburg? Are you a citizen there?" He asked as I stared into the eye holes of his mask. "Who. Are. You." He stated, a little more impatient than before. "I don't know." In which a young twenty year old girl finds herself with no memory of her life and a stranger with a green hoodie and a white smiling mask helps her find her way. There will be no smut, only slight fluff. Also there is swearing and violence so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable. The cover art is mine, but all the other art in the book is from various places like tiktok and Instagram. I'm going to try to make the story as close to what happens on the smp as possible, but for plot purposes there may be some gaps. 11/23/2022: #2 - dreamwastakenxoc 3/22/2023: #4 - dreamsmpwar 5/15/2022: #1 - jschlatt 10/3/2022: #1 - tommyinit 10/20/2022: #1 - lmanburg Started: 1/19/2022 Ended: 8/5/2024

Tubbo's Surge by lilachoneeey

Hello, I made this story when I was 13 and obsessed with the DSMP. Please for the love of CHRIST do not read this and interact with it. The only reason I have it up is because I feel bad taking it down for those who bookmarked it. I do not condone ANYTHING any of these creators have done in the reason years. Especially Wilbur Soot, who is a main focus in this writing. Please do not support people like him and many of the content creators of the DSMP. Then again, do not harass anyone for liking the DSMP. Thank you.

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Site [REDACTED] (DISCONTINUED)

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