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"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." PART 2 // A DSMP Fanfiction

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This is a continuation of my first book, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t."!
  So if you haven't read that book yet, you might not understand what's happening in this one-
  Here's the link to the first book!:
  https://www.wattpad.com/1183463598-if-you-don%27t-stop-i%27m-gonna-start-stabbing-sh-t-a

  If you are coming here from a link in the first book, however, then you're in the right place! :D
  Enjoy! :DD

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  The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on
  the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime
  isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this?
  
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  GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT-
  https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump

  Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D
  
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  OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
  
  You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me!
  
  Only a small percentage of people who read my stories are actually following 
  me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can 
  always unfollow later. Thanks!!! ♥

  (Psst. Also vote please too. Thanks!! 💜💜💜💜 now enjoy the story! :])All Rights Reserved

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Stolen {Dream x (Fem!)Reader} by RagingFlame14

{Completed!} {First ever fanfiction, so it's really cringy and there are a lot of grammar mistakes, but that's what makes it old. (Like Philza Minecraft)} Y/n didn't always live in L'manburg. She used to live in a village with her family, but when she was 10, the village was burned down, and she had to run. Y/n was saved by Technoblade, where he trained her to be better than him. Y/n now lives in L'manburg and is happy.. Until Dream did something very unexpected. TW: Cussing, Blood, Panic attacks. (Some fluff?) Other things will be added, but I will but trigger warnings at the beginning of the chapters. Started: March 8th, 2021 Ended: December 1st, 2021 Hi! I'm RagingFlame14. This is my first ever xreader book. It's going to suck, but that's fine. I'm not the best at writing details and stuff, so bare with me. Except that, hope you like my book. (May be a little bit of fluff, but no smut because my friend is reading this and I don't need her to harass me about it.) Highest Rankings (tags): #1 - Dre #1 - realisticminecraft

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖑'𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖌 - a dream smp fanfic by CasualLattice25

"𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞'𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙." Woohoo here we go bois. This is going to be my romanticized version of the L'Manburg War. Not all details will be accurate because it is a fanFICTION and I want to make it more dramatic. This will take place in the Minecraft world with their Minecraft personas. The story will include the Dream Team, Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and many more. Also I will be making a LOT of Hamilton references sooo.... brace yourselves. War is never black and white. This story will be told on all sides. Cover art NOT BY ME!! By milknkookies in her story of tonight animatic. Go check her out she's an amazing artist!!! I don't own any of the characters either- respekt to all the YouTubers mentioned. I am strictly using their MINECRAFT personas tho. Started: August 9th? Not sure..... I know it was before the Sad-ist animatic came out.... Completed: 8/30/2020 #1 in Eret 9/3/2020 20k reads on 9/23/2020 tysm <3 30k reads on 10/4/2020 pogggg 40k reads 10/23/2020 is this a coincidence that i keep getting it on the 23rd- 50k reads 11/19/2020 poggers 60k reads 1/14/2021 noice

☀︎︎𝕄ℂ𝕐𝕋 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤☀︎︎ [𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱] by ratticus_catticus

Literally what the title says. I am sorry to say that this oneshot book is discontinued. I don't know if I'll add more parts in the future, but I am thinking of writing other things and have a lot of drafts and ideas. Y'all are welcome to reread if you like, and, like I said, I MIGHT update sometime in the future but I'm not sure yet. Thanks for understanding! Includes: ~ 𝔻𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 ~ 𝟝 ~ 𝕊𝕒𝕡𝕟𝕒𝕡 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝔾𝕖𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕝 ~ 𝟙 ~ ℚ𝕦𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕥𝕪 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕓𝕠𝕠 ~ 𝟜 ~ 𝕋𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕋𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕪 ~𝟙 ~ 𝕋𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕟𝕠 ~ 𝟚 ~ 𝕊𝕔𝕙𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕥 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕓𝕦𝕣 ~ 𝟛 ~ ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕫 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 ~ 𝟙 ~ 𝔹𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠 ~ 𝟙 Y/N - your name N/N - nickname F/N - friend's name 〖 The parts are organized by name - the same order as the names listed above. 〗〖 TW / CW / Mature themes, as in: Swearing in most parts, gore, spicy scenes but no smut. I don't do that shit. 〗〖 Feel free to let me know of any grammar mistakes or anything that might not make sense. Don't worry, I've got thick skin! 〗〖 If anyone listed above is uncomfortable with fanfictions, please let me know and I will take them off the list. I do not wish to make anyone uncomfortable, so enlightening me on that will be greatly appreciated. 〗 Art made by yours truly.

Broken Mirror- Ranboo angst by Brody_Allen9

Word Count: 11,000 Ranboo had been dealing with the voices in his head for a few months now, and it was getting harder and harder to hide the fact that he was slowly going mad from the mental torture Dream gave him. His friends weren't stupid, they clearly saw something wasn't right when he'd end streams abruptly, or start having a full on panic attack out of nowhere, muttering things to himself. They just didn't know what. This is an irl Ranboo angst. ⚠️None of these characters portray the real people, only their online personas!!!⚠️ Just so you guys are aware, this book has a few trigger warnings that will be stated in the info chapter at the very beginning, and in their respective chapters. If you can't handle these topics, please don't force yourself to read, because I care about you guys. It's totally fine, and nobody should make fun of you for it. If they do, tag them and I'll punt them into the atmosphere for you ❤️ (please don't actually tag them lol) ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE BASED OFF OF THEIR ONLINE PERSONAS, AND NOT THE REAL PEOPLE!! This is my third book, if you haven't seen my other ones, please go and check them out! If you like this book, please make sure to comment and vote! I'd really appreciate it. 😊 Started: October 20th, 2021 Ended: October 25th, 2021 69 reads: October 24th, 2021 lol 210 reads: October 30th, 2021 tysm! I really appreciate it <3 500 reads: November 22nd, 2021 what? Thank you!! 1k reads: December 23rd, 2021 YAY TYSMM!! HUH?? 2k reads: May 4th, 2022 :D

ᗯᗴ ᑕOᗰᗴ Iᑎ ᑭᗴᗩᑕᗴ ༆ ᗩᒪᒪIᑌᗰ ᗪᑌO ᗩᒪIᗴᑎ ᗩᑌ by bigbahongaloos

𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎...𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝙴𝚗𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚞𝚛𝚎... 𝙱𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚙... The brothers clung to each other in fright as their father desperately tried to get their UFO stabilized. As if the constant beeping of the alarm and 'Warning: Engine Failure' didn't scare the boys enough, they both knew they were going to die. It was sad, really. A 13 and 15 year old positive they weren't going to live another five minutes. "╎ ↸𝙹リ'ℸ ̣ ∴ᔑリリᔑ ↸╎ᒷ, ʖ𝙹𝙹!" The blonde haired boy cried onto his older brothers shoulder. "⍑𝙹ꖎ↸ 𝙹リ, ʖ𝙹||ᓭ!" Their father yelled. Then everything went quiet. There was a ringing in the two boys' ears. Everything was blurry. We're they dead? We're they going to die? Where are they? Why was everything so...numb..? ~~~ SOOOOOO... new story!!! This is an Allium Duo Alien AU if you couldn't already tell. Even though it's Allium Duo, it's mostly Ranboo's POV. Sorry, I can't help it. I love Ranboo! This is NOT A SHIP!!!!!!!! I personally think that Tommy x Ranboo is a strange ship since they're just friends. And if I'm not mistaken, Tommy has asked to not be shipped with anyone. (Idk about Ranboo though) As you can tell by the two sentences in the description, some of this will be written in Enchantment Table language since you know...Aliens and stuff...BUT- I will be translating everything for you so don't worry! ~~~ TW: Cussing Death Crashes Injuries Blood Attempted su!c!ce Torture Angst etc... (TW's will be above chapters) ~~~ Started: September 5th, 2022 Put on hold: September 6th, 2022 (I was making other stories [and mental health was being an ass])

"If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t." // A DSMP Fanfiction by ChipsRAmazing

The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo Beloved live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this? &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT- https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE! You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me! Only a small percentage of people who read my stories are actually following me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can always unfollow later. Thanks!!! ♥ (Psst. Also vote please too. Thanks!! 💜💜💜💜 now enjoy the story! :])

This City Never Sleeps At Night by IfTheCrownFitsWearIt

This City Never Sleeps At Night - Book 1(?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being a vigilante is not for the faint of heart. Tommy knows this better than almost anyone. Not only do you have the law after you, you also have both heroes and villains after your ass. Tommy doesn't know which one he hates more. Oh yeah, and there's other vigilantes, including his two closest friends and roommates: Ranboo and Tubbo. Without them, he'd be lost. Hell, he might still be on the streets. But instead, he lives in a dingy apartment with Ranboo and Tubbo, runs from the SBI every night, and lowers the crime rate by nearly 50%. Poggers. Persephone barely remembers her life before her adoptive parents. All she really remembers is explosions, the smell of blood, and TNT. She doesn't know how she got to Lumeneria. She doesn't remember anyone who was in her life. But she does remember being picked up off the streets by two worried-looking adults with red paint(?) on their clothes. And her life isn't exactly normal. Her parents are fucking VIGILANTES! And she wants to be just like them. But when Dream strikes and two trios of valiant vigilantes meet, new alliances will have to be formed in order to survive. But who's really behind Dream's mask? What secrets does he keep? And why did he suddenly convert to villainy? ----- STARTED: June 30, 2024 ENDED: [DOWNLOAD_IN_PROGRESS] ----- HIGHEST RANKINGS: 22nd in #dsmp as of Dec. 4, 2024 3rd in #benchtrio as of Dec. 18, 2024 (Bruhh y'all are too cool)

King of Chaos || Technoblade x Reader AU by OceanMurf1183

Regret buried itself deep into the pit of my stomach as he leaned close, his breath fanning against my ear as his grip on me tightened, "Blood for the blood god." He whispered with dangerous intent. And that's when his sword pierced through my skin. ~ subscribe to technoblade If Techno is uncomfortable with this fanfic I will take it down not only to respect him as a person but also to respect his privacy. Techno has voiced that he is uncomfy with people using his real name so his real name will not be used in this story :D PLUS no real shipping is going to happen in this book! Techno has said that he is uncomfy with shipping so none of that is going to happen! This story is marked mature for the following reasons: gore, excessive swearing, weapons, violence, blood, and descriptions of death. if you are uncomfortable with any of the following, I'd recommend that you do not read this story. subscribe to technoblade This story in no way shape or form is related to any SMP that techno has participated in and this in no way shape or form is related to him or his brand, this is purely just me messing around with a writing prompt for Techno. Nothing NSFW happens in this book! I am a minor and reading / writing stuff like that in general for me is just gross let alone have it be a real person. I in no way shape or form own Technoblade or anyone else that may be mentioned in this story, however I do own the story, the plot, and anything that may go down in this story. If you have any questions or concerns please DM me on discord @ peyty#6362 as wattpad is messing up my messaging system and I will not be able to respond to you on here.

Home? ||DreamwastakenxOC|| by Ranzz_4

"What do we have here?" He said as he crouched down to my level. "Why are you running from l'manburg? Are you a citizen there?" He asked as I stared into the eye holes of his mask. "Who. Are. You." He stated, a little more impatient than before. "I don't know." In which a young twenty year old girl finds herself with no memory of her life and a stranger with a green hoodie and a white smiling mask helps her find her way. There will be no smut, only slight fluff. Also there is swearing and violence so don't read if that makes you uncomfortable. The cover art is mine, but all the other art in the book is from various places like tiktok and Instagram. I'm going to try to make the story as close to what happens on the smp as possible, but for plot purposes there may be some gaps. 11/23/2022: #2 - dreamwastakenxoc 3/22/2023: #4 - dreamsmpwar 5/15/2022: #1 - jschlatt 10/3/2022: #1 - tommyinit 10/20/2022: #1 - lmanburg Started: 1/19/2022 Ended: 8/5/2024

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{Completed!} {First ever fanfiction, so it's really cringy and there are a lot of grammar mistakes, but that's what makes it old. (Like Philza Minecraft)} Y/n didn't always live in L'manburg. She used to live in a village with her family, but when she was 10, the village was burned down, and she had to run. Y/n was saved by Technoblade, where he trained her to be better than him. Y/n now lives in L'manburg and is happy.. Until Dream did something very unexpected. TW: Cussing, Blood, Panic attacks. (Some fluff?) Other things will be added, but I will but trigger warnings at the beginning of the chapters. Started: March 8th, 2021 Ended: December 1st, 2021 Hi! I'm RagingFlame14. This is my first ever xreader book. It's going to suck, but that's fine. I'm not the best at writing details and stuff, so bare with me. Except that, hope you like my book. (May be a little bit of fluff, but no smut because my friend is reading this and I don't need her to harass me about it.) Highest Rankings (tags): #1 - Dre #1 - realisticminecraft