Empire Retirement Shenanigans
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As the title suggests this book will be about shenanigans done by empires who got either killed or just plain collapsed in a retirement home that fun fact;UN actually visits every once in a week(to make sure it didn't get burnt down ofcourse).And that this idea of empires in a retirement home was an original one of mine,that I ended up keeping to myself for a while so if anyone tries claiming it was 'their idea',it wasn't.Plus, the cover of the book was made by me! :D
(Edit:Also there might be a bit of Swearing,and tw for knifes in a joking sense,well you'll find out why I put this(and if this book is found on any other website other than wattpad it was stolen))
(Edit numero2: I would love to make any of these memes in a sort of drawn animation but I know I can't animate for the life of me 😔. Sad.)
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