When Lions And Snakes Play Together: A Cautionary (But Funny)Tale
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As you might have guessed from the title, this story may very be terrible, or terribly brilliant. Who knows? Anyhow, this is the Harry Potter universe version of The Hangover, and we'll see what happens when Gryffindor and Slytherins stop being asses to each other for one bachelor(Ette) party, and see if being on good terms is such a good idea after all...
Hermione is about to get married after the wizarding war ends, and despite her reservations, her girls urge her to go on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas. Only problem is is that now that school House relations between the lions and snakes are so good, Pansy Parkinson and her clique insist on tagging along after becoming friends with her clique.
On the guy's side of things, Draco and Harry are bffs, and Ron is jealous of what they have. They book a trip to Vegas on Draco's dad's money, and King Ferret and The Dungeon Bat tag along because King Ferret wants the Bat to loosen up. Snape insists it's a bad idea, but goes along anyway to keep his cousin out of more mischief.
What will our crews get up to when sobriety flies out the window for an evening, and no one can remember how the hotel villa got so trashed, or why a wand is in a stripper's you know what.
Rated M for adult language, drinking, smoking stuff, sex, and questionable hookups that lead to putting rings on fingers in some cases. Please vote, comment, and tell me what you guys think! Love you all, thanks a bunch in advance...
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