Soukoku in hogwarts
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Last published Fri, Apr 24, 2026
Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits.
||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0||
Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :))
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ONLY ALLOWED TO BE READ ON WATTPAD!!! NO OTHER SITES!!! Regulus Black, a sad, lonely Slytherin who has a broken life that needs to be mended. You, y/n, find him sitting in the courtyard by himself. You two soon begin a friendship, but will it shape into something more? (I am telling you guys straight up, I wrote this when I was 12 and I did not bother going over spelling checks. So please do not criticize my spelling or my writing am trying my best here. Spoiler Alert: It has a happy ending unlike how Regulus's life actually ended. I will answer comments about my personal life at the bottom of every update. You can ask questions like, eye color, Hogwarts house, pet, and so on and so forth. So when you have a question to ask me, just put them in the comments at the bottom. I will try to answer questions. Also, I do not do smut, just fluff. Because I was 12 when I wrote this, so I did not want to write smut. This will be cringe-y so I am just saying sorry ahead of time. I do not own any of these characters. except y/n and her best friend Josie.
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