Soukoku in hogwarts
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Mori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits.
||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0||
Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black butler. :))
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