Why Can't I Just Hate Him?! - A Kyman story

- Eric Cartman was a truly terrible kid, and the menace of South Park. And one day on a beautiful Thursday morning just before school, Liane finally gave Eric the talk he needed, when she opened his eyes to his cruel behavior and the consequences of it. So after the revelation of his true friendlessness, Eric decides to turn over a new leaf, and his first step is to be kinder to his classmates. Of course, starting with Kyle... -

- Kyle was never fond of Eric, being constantly on the receiving end of his antics and insults. So when Eric's constant ripping suddenly stopped, he was the first to notice. A Friday afternoon caught him completely by surprise, when Eric asked him to hang out at his house later that day. He wanted to refuse, but it seemed like Eric's newfound kindness was taking a toll on his perception of his arch-nemesis. He suddenly found himself wanting to hang out with him and just generally wanting to be with him more. But when he accidentally finds himself in the same bed as Eric during an unplanned sleepover, he realizes that there may be a feeling more than friendship deep within his heart... -

- Just so you know, I hc that Eric has heterochromia, one green eye one brown, so pls no hate, also I don't own South Park or the characters, enjoy the Kyman peeps! -