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Mutant Busters: The rewrite no one wanted

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"The Earth, a prosperous, fertile planet until one fateful day it was devastated by a cataclysmic event- by one big-"

Yeah no. That's not this story, well it is but it's also not. This story is less... childish to put it simply. Yes you heard me, a children's show NOT being childish what is this madness? But well, I'm hoping we can both agree when I saw the show was weird and uncomfortable at times. So I'm aiming to try and rewrite it to be better. I make no promises though, don't hold me at gun point if I still manages to make something weird.

TLDR:

I took a children's show about farting and butt jokes and made it a not-so children's show

(cross-posted on ao3)All Rights Reserved

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