Earthonia - Alien Eviction Notice (5D - Part One)
To most people, being age 20 something for all eternity, sounds like a pretty sweet deal. No elderly body aches and pains, your sex drive is constantly on 100, you'll forever be in the prime of your life, and you have the entire world at your fingertips.
Well, in their quest for scientific breakthroughs, my brilliant, overachieving parents unknowingly rewrote the entire genetic playbook for our bloodline-long before I was even conceived. By running experiments on themselves (because ethics were just a suggestion), they inadvertently spliced and hardcoded their DNA with something not even they fully understood. The result?
Yours truly-Earl Williams the 28th. Born with a delightful grab bag of 5th-dimensional (5D) abilities, including, but not limited to, immortality.
And I know what you're thinking. "Wow! Immortality? That's incredible!"
Yeah, tell that to the part of me that has watched every single person I've ever loved grow old and die while I just keep... existing. Turns out, eternal youth isn't all it's cracked up to be. In fact, it's less of a gift and more of a life sentence.
Just after my 400th birthday, I discovered my 5th dimensional abilities can take me pretty far. Literally. As in, intergalactic travel.
Over time I've met other interdimensional beings. Such as Draco, a powerful 4D being from the Red Star Galaxy. He motioned to immediately annihilate all of humanity, in order to give Earth time to rebuild its natural resources. Initially, the Intergalactic Chamber of the Universe granted Draco permission to follow through with his murderous plan. However, I stepped in and pleaded for your relocation instead of your annihilation.
You see, I myself, am earth born. Only as a teenager, did I discover my 5D abilities. I see the progress you've been making. I know that you have learned from your past environmental failures. All you need is a new start on a different planet.
