Hans's Pipe Bomb (shoot promo)
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Last published Mon, Mar 16, 2015
Objective: Make a crappy parody of the 2011 promo made by former professional wrestler CM Punk, in which he literally bashed the company that was employed him, the well-known WWE (obviously a worked-shoot promo) This is an experiment in an attempt to make parodies/adaptations of not-that-popular media, the content on it is not meant to be taken serious.
Constructive criticism is welcome, because the advice is very needed.
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