Hans's Pipe Bomb (shoot promo)

Objective: Make a crappy parody of the 2011 promo made by former professional wrestler CM Punk, in which he literally bashed the company that was employed him, the well-known WWE (obviously a worked-shoot promo) This is an experiment in an attempt to make parodies/adaptations of not-that-popular media, the content on it is not meant to be taken serious.

Constructive criticism is welcome, because the advice is very needed.