Internecion Cube | Magnetic Attraction

Well aren't you awfully lucky?

Your awoken by your homephone, you pick it up and hear that a distant friend of yours, like the moron they are lost their dog.
Of course, since you live in a boring town, in a boring country with boring people, you go what the hell?

What could ppppoossssibbbllyyy go wrong?

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This fanfiction diverges from the original story in more than one way. Since the original piece has not been finished at the time of writing I will be taking it upon myself to mess around a little bit.