why I love watermelons

Nagpakasal ang isang man-hater na si Sapphire sa isang super "friendly" na lalaki na si Johann for the sake na makuha niya ang mana niya. Magkasundo naman sila ni Johann. Excempted ito sa galit niya sa mga kabaro nito. "Friends" naman kasi sila. Hanggang sa araw-araw na lang ay lagi itong topless sa loob ng bahay nila. Nahahalata niya ring nilalandi-landi siya nito. Pero ang sabi nito, "Hindi kita nilalandi. Walang malisya. Friends kaya tayo." Ay, weh? Written ©️ 2014-2015 (Published 2018/2019 by PHR)

Nananahimik siyang nagtatrabaho sa Canada as an architect when he received a letter from the Philippines, a copy of his Lola's Last Will and Testament. Ubod naman kasi ito ng yaman at ang Mama niya ang nag-iisang anak, so obviously, sa Mama niya lahat mapupunta ang kayamanan, ang problema, may isang weird na kondisyon ang Lola niya. HE should get married! Tama bang pati siya ay madamay sa trip nito bago mamatay? Eh siya lang naman ang paborito nitong apo. Makukuha lamang raw ng Mama niya ang lahat ng mamanahin nito kung mag-aasawa siya. Wala namang problema sana di ba? Kaso, kailangan niyang mag-asawa within a month! kailangan niyang mag-asawa ng BABAE, isang mujer! At may isa pang napakalaking problema, kailangan nilang magkaanak within a year. Nakalimutan kong sabihing si Elvin, hindi babae ang gusto. Isa siyang lalaki na gusto ang kapwa lalaki. Ang gulo ba? PEro paano kung ang isang Beki ay main-love ng tuluyan sa isang babae? Paano kaya ang sitwasyon When a Beki Falls In-love! Posted: April 27, 2014 End:

(FHS#1) Braylee wants to make her friends happy, Denver wants to get some sleep. She's hell-bent on making the world a better place while he's desperate for some rest. When their paths crossed on a midnight bus ride, he finally found the remedy in her. But, it just so happens that he's the captain of their rival basketball team, and the enemy of her friends! Highest Rank: #1 in Humor (This is the unedited version. A cesspool of errors ahead lol)

[THE BADASS BABYSITTER] Para sa isang Presidente ng bansa, malaki ang expectation nito sa mga anak niya. You should be the best for him to be proud of you. Pero iba ang expectation ng Ama ni South sa kanyang anak. Para sakanya, wala siyang aasahan sa anak. Well, ano ba naman kasi ang aasahan mo sa isang basagulera at laging laman ng balita sa diyaryo? Southern Miracle Benedicto is your typical badass girl. Basagulera. Makapal ang mukha. Matapang-at walang pera. Her father cut all of her cards making her the "poorest-richest" woman in the world. Para sakanyang ama, wala siyang kwenta. Sinisira lamang nito ang pangalan sa lipunan kaya bago pa masira nang tuluyan ni South ang image ng Pangulo, he decided to send his daughter to a place where she no longer put his name on a shame again. Malakas ang loob ni South na tanggapin ang parusa pero akala niya ganoon kadali na ipatapon sa lugar na hindi niya inaakala. She expected something luxurious, a freedom-sabi nga sa kasabihan, expect the unexpected. Crane Brothers. Mga magkakapatid na kinulang sa turnilyo ang utak. Kinulang sa buwan nang sila'y ipinanganak. Paano kung ang role pala niya ay ang i-babysit ang mga ito? Makakaya ba niya? Pero ang malaking tanong.. Matatagalan ba niya ang mga tokmol na magkakapatid? O, Maging kriminal na siya sa sobrang bwisit sakanila?

DIM Series #1: Iñigo Valenzona (This is an epistolary) Rozel Roxas had tons of crushes when she was still in Grade 11 and she has always been vocal with them about her feelings. Fun and jolly, everyone in her class loved her. Pero nang tumuntong s'ya ng Grade 12, nahiwalay s'ya sa klase n'ya noon at napunta sa unang section. She always knew that her heart easily wavers for beautiful men and it was what happened when she met Iñigo Valenzona, a student from Arts and Design 12-A. But under the beauty he holds are flaws Rozel wasn't aware of. As Rozel quickly falls in love with Iñigo, she slowly discovers his ugly sides which have later on torn her heart apart. Will Rozel still love Iñigo despite all of these realizations or will she still find the beauty Iñigo Valenzona holds?

What would you do if you have given the chance to live out in your favorite novel? Misty, a normal high school student was reading her favorite novel The Beauty Within when the bus her riding was caught up in an accident on her way home. She died. She was expecting to be welcomed in Heaven (since she considered herself a good girl when she was alive). Instead, she woke up on a different body. As time passes, she came to understand that she was transmigrated to the novel she loves and came to a decision that she will live on as an extra character. "As a fan of this novel, this is a chance to live out and watch all the drama with a fine wine on my left hand and a handful of cookies on my right". All Rights Reserved 2021 Highest Rank: #1- Comedy #2 - Humor TAGLISH

Ink Fuego found herself in a situation she never even imagine. Nagising nalang siya isang araw na kailangan niyang sambutin ang responsibilidad na dapat ay sa Kuya niya. Kakayanin niya bang titiisin pakisamahan ang taong sa simula palang ay hindi niya na makasundo? Paano na ang paghahanap niya ng Mr. Right niya kung ang napunta sa kanya sa isang Miss?

Hanapan ng girlpren si bitter bestfriend na friendzoned since birth? Game!

- COMPLETED - BABALA: Ang aklat na iyong mababasa ay Rated SPG. Istriktong patnubay at gabay sa iyong puso ang kailangan. ‼️mature contents; read at your own risk‼️

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. With the might of Yaji and Roswells combined, things should have become smooth sailing for Baby Ae and her Dong--or at least, that's what everyone thought. But with lies, secrets and betrayals constantly plaguing the two, no one knows who to trust. This time, the silly and ditzy Aemie must step up to protect everyone and everything she cherishes--including the man she loves. Will they win and overcome this battle again? Or is it the perfect time for them to accept that Mafia stories have no happy endings? DISCLAIMER: This story is in Taglish COVER DESIGNER: Rayne Mariano