Not Stupid, Naive (On Hold)

" Mum, I'm dying!" I screamed and ran to Mum, who was watching a movie.

" Yo, buzz off," Cyra shouted. " You're ruining the movie,"

" Darling, what's wrong? Who said you're dying?" Mum put her hand on my face and started searching my body.

" I woke up this morning, and there was blood everywhere! On me, the bed, my clothes, everywhere!" I shouted, tears running freely from my eyes.

" Worst off all," I continued. " It was coming from my lower 'no-touching' area!"

Cyra burst out laughing, and Mum shook her head in relief. " What's funny!" I asked Cyra. Why was she laughing when I was dying?

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⚠️ A VERY STUPID BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️

⚠️ WRITTEN FOR THE LAUGHS AND NOTHING MORE ⚠️