Not Stupid, Naive (On Hold)
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 44m
pabokede
Ongoing, First published Jun 12, 2023
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" Mum, I'm dying!" I screamed and ran to Mum, who was watching a movie.

" Yo, buzz off," Cyra shouted. " You're ruining the movie,"

" Darling, what's wrong? Who said you're dying?" Mum put her hand on my face and started searching my body.

" I woke up this morning, and there was blood everywhere! On me, the bed, my clothes, everywhere!" I shouted, tears running freely from my eyes.

" Worst off all," I continued. " It was coming from my lower 'no-touching' area!" 

Cyra burst out laughing, and Mum shook her head in relief. " What's funny!" I asked Cyra. Why was she laughing when I was dying?

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