Not Stupid, Naive (On Hold)

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Parts 12
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Parts 12
Time 44m

" Mum, I'm dying!" I screamed and ran to Mum, who was watching a movie.
    
    " Yo, buzz off," Cyra shouted. " You're ruining the movie,"
    
    " Darling, what's wrong? Who said you're dying?" Mum put her hand on my face and started searching my body.
    
    " I woke up this morning, and there was blood everywhere! On me, the bed, my clothes, everywhere!" I shouted, tears running freely from my eyes.
    
    " Worst off all," I continued. " It was coming from my lower 'no-touching' area!" 
    
    Cyra burst out laughing, and Mum shook her head in relief. " What's funny!" I asked Cyra. Why was she laughing when I was dying?
    
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    DO NOT COPY
    
    ⚠️ A VERY STUPID BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ 
    
    ⚠️ WRITTEN FOR THE LAUGHS AND NOTHING MORE ⚠️All Rights Reserved

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" Mum, I'm dying!" I screamed and ran to Mum, who was watching a movie.
    
    " Yo, buzz off," Cyra shouted. " You're ruining the movie,"
    
    " Darling, what's wrong? Who said you're dying?" Mum put her hand on my face and started searching my body.
    
    " I woke up this morning, and there was blood everywhere! On me, the bed, my clothes, everywhere!" I shouted, tears running freely from my eyes.
    
    " Worst off all," I continued. " It was coming from my lower 'no-touching' area!" 
    
    Cyra burst out laughing, and Mum shook her head in relief. " What's funny!" I asked Cyra. Why was she laughing when I was dying?
    
    -------
    
    DO NOT COPY
    
    ⚠️ A VERY STUPID BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️ 
    
    ⚠️ WRITTEN FOR THE LAUGHS AND NOTHING MORE ⚠️

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