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Kavehs weak stomach (sad)

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alhaitham dottore genshin genshinimpact haitham humor kaveh kavetham satire shortstory sumeru

This is completely satire, I do not own any copyrights.

Trigger Warning:
-vomit
-diarrhea 


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Art credit: rourouki on twt, jianrou on instagram
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alhaitham dottore genshin genshinimpact haitham humor kaveh kavetham satire shortstory sumeru

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✓ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 || Alhaitham by h3llalone

"Promise me that you will only get your key." "I'll try, it's not my fault if the three keys gets mixed up." ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ Alhaitham x Reader/OC 🪷 REMINDER 🪷 I'm still not familiar with Sumeru, so don't question many things. The story will take part near the ending of the Archon Quest. ❗NO LEMON❗ ✓✓✓

His Scent [ Alhaitham x Kaveh ] OMEGAVERSE by luummineee

Fan made story only of Kaveh x Alhaitham OMEGAVERSE VERSION... >>I don't own the pictures credits to the original owners<<

You Hated Me (why can't you still?) by EmmaSmoke

After an accident, Kaveh's husband, Duke Haravatat, has lost his memories... of Kaveh specifically. This should be fine. It doesn't matter to Kaveh because memories or not, he's learned to expect nothing but cruelty from Al-Haitham. Except Al-Haitham is completely different without his memories. He cares about Kaveh in a way he didn't before, and Kaveh- who is always one bad decision away from ending it all- can't handle it. - Based on the manwha "My Husband Who Hates Me Has Lost His Memories" because I love that story so, so much. Trigger Warnings : Suicidal Ideation/Carelessness with one's life Violence Cover art by @Suuuya on Twitter

Random Genshin Oneshots by gh0sts0up1020

Genshin Oneshots All are written by me, please do not take as your own.

✿ *•.¸𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋*•.¸✿ // Alhaitham x (FEM)Reader by diputs2

◦•●◉✿ 𝐀 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐘/𝐍 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐥𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦 - 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.... ✿◉●•◦ Clever and sharp-witted, Y/N wasn't just any typical student. Beating out thousands of applicants, she worked hard to earn a spot in Sumeru's prestigious Akademiya. Unfortunately, it wasn't as dazzling as you dreamed it to be, quickly becoming fed-up of all the scholars who worshiped their textbooks and grades. You still pushed through, studying hard day and night....only to be assigned a tutor by your teacher. And out of all the people, it happened to be the Haravatat's scribe who was assigned as your advisor - the famed Alhaitham. You scoffed and brushed it off. He was just another one of those pretentious scholars who devoted their lives to studying. However, little did you know there were more dangerous secrets to Alhaitham than you had thought....and it wasn't long before you got entangled in a situation far more complicated than you could have ever imagined Just who was this guy and what exactly did he want from you...? -x- My third fanfic everybody, enjoy~ I have many regrets :D

Knowledge is Dangerous [HaiKaveh] by KayyLuxen

Alhaitham x Kaveh Genshin, Sumeru Setting - also involves Cyno, Tighnari, Nahida, Dehya, Candace and Dottore [warning: mature scenes ahead, read at your own risk] © kayyluxen cttro of the art cover started: July 22, 2023 ended: August 20, 2023

The Paradisaea and the Vultur by EmmaSmoke

In the world of steel cities and technological pursuits, a young man reads a book about a dancer who calls forth rain and the sage of the desert who loves her. In the world of divinity and golden sand, the young man remembers his previous life, and he realizes that he has become a villain. Under his new name, Kaveh decides that he will give Nilou and Al-Haitham, the main characters of the book, a happy ending, even if the cost is his own. - Or, Kaveh is reborn as the villain in an Alhaitham/Nilou and accidentally makes it an Alhaitham/Kaveh even though he just wanted to make his two favorite main characters happy Cover by @yiyiyiyi670 on X / Twitter

in plain sight | alhaitham x kaveh by leaderofthedolphins

Al-Haitham hums, sitting back in his seat. His eyes get that look they always do when he's thinking- at least that had stayed the same- before he put his hands in his pockets. "You can stay with me, if you'd like," he says all too casually as he pulls a hand back out his pocket. "For the time being," he adds on a little too quickly, "until you manage to get yourself out of the mess you've made." Kaveh was about to open his mouth to protest. Like he'd ever take an offer from him, especially with that attitude. But then Al-Haitham slides a key across the table to him-golden, with emerald embellishments, a carbon copy of the soulmark on Kaveh's arm- and the words on his lips dissipate into the warm tavern air. soulmate au with art by @art_iram21!! :)

My roommate... (Kavetham fanfic) by D3athsH0lyWat3r

Kaveh and Alhaitham had been roommates for almost a year now. They fought a lot and one day the fight escalated. Kaveh left and got really drunk. When Alhaitham took him back home he discovered something horrifying. Kaveh self-harmed. This story is about how they realise their feelings for eachother and how they overcome any obstacle together... This is my first Kavetham Fanfic and I hope you'll like it!! TW: SH, blood, alcohol and smut!! Thanks for reading!! -Ju🫶🫶

𝐒𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 - ★彡[ᴀʟʜᴀɪᴛʜᴀᴍ]彡★ by wasabikawa

(𝙔/𝙣) 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧, 𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙤-𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 '𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙,' 𝘼𝙡𝙝𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙢. Al Haitham / Al-Haitham / Alhaitham I'm not sure which is canon -Thank you for checking out my story! (Inspired by Shelby Snail's route from Cupid Parasite and like a bunch of books) Started: 7/20/22

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✿ *•.¸𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋*•.¸✿ // Alhaitham x (FEM)Reader cover

Knowledge is Dangerous [HaiKaveh] cover

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in plain sight | alhaitham x kaveh cover

My roommate... (Kavetham fanfic) cover

𝐒𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 - ★彡[ᴀʟʜᴀɪᴛʜᴀᴍ]彡★ cover

✓ 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 || Alhaitham

"Promise me that you will only get your key." "I'll try, it's not my fault if the three keys gets mixed up." ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ Alhaitham x Reader/OC 🪷 REMINDER 🪷 I'm still not familiar with Sumeru, so don't question many things. The story will take part near the ending of the Archon Quest. ❗NO LEMON❗ ✓✓✓