the amazing almost threesome

we was in the middle of the tour

me kit tanton also known as kit tampon as my friends call me and my friend Ashley was Sat in the chill room on the tour bus while the others was sat at maccies getting some CHEESE BURGERS because we all love them.

our friend Ashley Neal was sat next to me I turned my head and asked him "I wonder what it would be like to be gay"
he turned his head towards me and said "well you can always try and experience it "

I leant in and tried to kiss him he moved back in confusion and yelled "what are you doing ?"
our song kiss me like you mean it was playing in the back round.
kit " I know you like me we can have children and be happy just imagine it "

he replied " how can we were both boys"

so I quickly butted in and said "well get a surrogate well get Robbie "
ash responded " how would that work Robbie is a boy too"
I looked confused and said " really so all this time I thought he was a girl, I mean have you seen his hair its so big and bushy"
me and ash both laughed as Robbie entered the room
"yo , whats so funny, and where is everyone else" Robbie questioned
"they've gone to maccies to get some cheese burgers"
Robbie "why they had that last night"
kit "shut up you'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese!"
ash " he doesn't even like cheese"
kit "what that's even worse you sick bastard"