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IN SICKNESS & HEALTH MOTHER FUCKER!

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Time 39m

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Hisoka X Male reader X Illumi
The cover was made by me :D


"Remember when you told me to got to the pharmacy?"     -[M]

"...Yes?"     -Illumi

"Um They're out if my ADHD medication of five days!"     -[M]

"Oh my god..."     -Illimi

"It's gonna be a fun week!"     -[M]

"I'm going to my mother's."     -Illumi

"IN SICKNESS AND HEALTH MOTHER FUCKER!"     -Hisoka



[M] and his husbands do random shit.
This is a crackfic in terrible disguise



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Hisoka X Illumi Stories by Lavender1town

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