Life of a (Kinda) Miserable Asshole
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Mike is an adult now. He has a life to live... or at least that's what his parents think. He spends most of his time being, you guessed it, a miserable asshole. He stays up all night, and he only sleeps once in a blue moon, he runs entirely on 3 cups of coffee that are blacker than a black hole and pure sarcasm. He's waiting for something magical to happen to him so that he doesn't have to slob around, he does want a life. He just doesn't have the motivation to actually go for it. (WIP) (DONT TRY DIS AT HOME KIDS)
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