The Odyssey: Tumblr Sexyman Edition

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It has been 10 years since the war against Facebook, and all the other great Sexymen heroes have returned home. However, The Onceler has been unable to return to Thneedville because he has been stranded on the Island of Cringe ever since The Boomer War ended. Now, the goddess GLaDOS has convinced Bill Cipher to let The Onceler finally return to Thneedville and take his revenge on the Redditors who have been inhabiting his home while he was away, eating all his food, and hitting on his wife Scarlet Overkill.

This is a word for word recreation of The Odyssey, but with a twist. Now, instead of reading the normal, boring Odyssey, you can read the epic, sexy version starring the Onceler. You're welcome.All Rights Reserved

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