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Immortal Chocolate (a vampire novel)

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funny humor romance vampires werewolves

Iva owns a sweet shop named Sweet Bites, has a dead dog named 'Kitty' just to mess with people, and tries on a daily basis not to eat her customers. Playing 'human' is the way she lives out her long immortality and is good at avoiding moody vampires who can't seem to leave her alone. Iva's motto is to make others laugh, so she doesn't eat them. Claud, a persistent vampire who's gotten under her skin for over 80 years, can't seem to take a giant hint. How far will he go to win her over, or will she just simply stab him with a stake. Who knows.All Rights Reserved

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Making her My Belonging ||completed|| by Toramimi5

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Drink Me Dry

"Your mine" he growled into my ear pinning me against the wall proceeding to crash his lips to mine and then what do I do? I kiss the jerk back. Kit is taken away from her life and brought to the institute by the vampire in charge Master Callum. Vampires are supposed to sustain off human blood but its against vampire law since vampires self control was taken from them over two hundred years ago. Callum has found his way around that law with an institute full of humans but are they still human anymore? Kit finds herself in the middle of two different sides of vampires, slowly learning about vampire history and the prophecy that they won't tell her about. The worst of it is she can't stand Callum but can't stand to be away from him.....life at the institute just keeps getting better.