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Immortal Chocolate (a vampire novel)

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funny humor romance vampires werewolves

Iva owns a sweet shop named Sweet Bites, has a dead dog named 'Kitty' just to mess with people, and tries on a daily basis not to eat her customers. Playing 'human' is the way she lives out her long immortality and is good at avoiding moody vampires who can't seem to leave her alone. Iva's motto is to make others laugh, so she doesn't eat them. Claud, a persistent vampire who's gotten under her skin for over 80 years, can't seem to take a giant hint. How far will he go to win her over, or will she just simply stab him with a stake. Who knows.All Rights Reserved

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