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Join Harry, Hermione, Ron, and others in their muggle infested journey on Facebook
WARNING: this book has my geekiness/mugglesness/comedy/ 
P.S I also noted some other characters like Edward :)
 
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED to J.k RowlingAll Rights Reserved

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𝐈𝐟 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 [English] by Slytherina11

What if everything changes? What if everything was different? What if the Golden Trio never came together and never became friends? What if two sisters-linked by blood but divided by heart existed in this magical world? What if one potion holds the power to rewrite Hermione's destiny? How will they survive?! ʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ~ɪꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇꜱ~ •~•𝓜𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼•~• 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓪 𝓓𝓲𝔃𝓸𝓻𝓵𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓼𝓪 𝓓𝓲𝔃𝓸𝓻𝓵𝔂 ~♡~𝓞𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓘𝓶𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼~♡~ (+ - 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓼) 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓖𝓮𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓯𝓸𝔂 𝓒𝓮𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓬 𝓓𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓡𝓸𝓷 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓟𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 -------------------- S𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓾𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 Hi Readersss I'm Slytherina11 this is my 1st book in English so hopefully you like it. Read the first chapter for more info💚 A lot of characters are from J.K.Rowling but the others are my own creation. Started on 25/08/2024~ 🐍a11

Let me be Your hope (EN)✍ by ievyte

"Sometimes I feel like that desire has chains on my heart and won't let go until I approach him and talk to him. Sometimes it feels like that overwhelming desire to help this guy pricks my skin with sharp needles until the moment I see even the slightest twinkle in his green eyes. And yet... I didn't even notice how that desire to help him turned into something more... something more that I still can't understand myself, but I know it's real..." ❤‍🔥 ❤‍🔥 ❤‍🔥 I invite you to read another of my Fanfiction story. This time it's the story of Draco and Hermione. I know that these have already been written, but I wanted to try myself to see how I would manage to write the story of these two characters! Happy reading! ❤‍🔥 ❤‍🔥 ❤‍🔥 © It is strictly forbidden to copy, publish this story without my knowledge and consent! ☛ All characters and the world of Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling

The Slytherdor Series (Snape) - Book One (complete) by SnapesBonkBasket8689

Ellie had dealt with a great shock, her parents have both been murdered by death eaters. Her mothers great friend Albus Dumbledore brings her to Hogwarts as written in her mothers will. The only good thing is how pleased she is to see her old friend from the muggle world Hermione Granger. Sadly, the loss of her parents are not all Ellie needs to deal with, she also has been placed in two houses... Something extremely rare that in history has ended badly... And of course there's also the slight problem that she has feelings for a certain potions master who blows hot and cold.. A turbulent time is ahead for Ellie, join her on her journey of pain, love and surprises... ups and downs.. will it be a happy ending or will Ellie pick the short straw? ----------------------------------------------------------- MAY CONTAIN SMUT AND / OR RUDE WORDS: but you already knew that 😉 ---------------------------------------------------------- Please excuse my terrible excuse for a cover, I attempted it myself using only a phone 😂 ALL RIGHTS BELONG TO JK ROWLING JUST FAN FICTION

Harry Potter Characters x Reader One Shots by chantingcabbage

I made this story mostly for the fact that I'm bored I don't expect people to actually read it. !!This story is no longer running, as I lost my ideas for it. Thank you to everyone who read the story and/or requested!!

Stolen Hearts (Harry Potter x Reader) by avocadoriceandmilk

*•.~(Harry Potter x Fem! Reader) *** The Gryffindor Team walked through the portrait hole, and Y/N watched as they shoved and laughed at each other. Their hairs were soaked and Ron fought his way to the front towards Y/N. "Where's Harry?" she asked, looking at the crowd and Ron smiled and shook his head. "I think he's waiting for someone," he said slowly and Y/N frowned. "Think he said a girl with H/C hair and E/C eyes," Y/N blushed and Ron snickered before he covered his mouth with one hand to avoid anyone else seeing. "The password is pine fresh," *** Two best friends, two hearts, their both stolen... The last thing on the famous Harry Potter's mind was to find love, besides- he's never heard of it or felt it. All he wanted was to get rid of the Dursley's and go to Hogwarts when he found out he was a wizard. It wasn't until then when he found her... Y/N 'L/N' Their story begins on the Hogwarts Express, after Harry gets frightened by a few twin boys with red flaming hair and enters Y/N's compartment where she's sitting alone except for her owl. The two kids immediately hit it off and create a special bond, growing older that bond blooms into something special, love... Now, Y/N has the choice of whether or not to remain friends... to be what he needs most or find out more about the gap hole's in her family's history. In a 'not so merry' fifth year Christmas she receives an odd present from her Father, passed down by her mother. Strange changes happen after that and its Y/N's job to figure out what the present's mysterious past is, as well as family secrets... *•ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴs... -Cursing/swearing -Fictional Violence -Book/Movie based storylines -Fluff (no smut) *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER* *SLOW UPDATES!* (I try my best!!)

Written In The Stars -[Harry Potter xFem!Oc] by Daniela_Zenteno

On their eleventh birthday, Mel and Harry discover that their oddness has to do with who they really are: a Wizard and a Witch. All the characters in this story except for Mel and her parents belong to JK Rowling. Part two's already posted, go check it out!! -Danny

Granger Family Reunion (Dramione) by Jasmine6531

Hermoine has it all, an amazing husband, great kids, and a flourishing business. But what happens when she has no more excuses to not attend her family reunion? But she has one thing her sluttyy cousins don't, she has Draco Malfoy. A nice quick read and It's just like any other Granger reunion. DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN ANY THE CHARACTERS THE BOOKS OR MOVIES IT BELONGS TO J.K. ROWLING.

"Heartbound Secrets | Hermione Granger x Reader (GXG) by nzcrsm

"Why do you keep looking at me?" Y/N finally asked, her eyes still focused on the book in her hands. Hermione's voice was gentle as she replied, "I like looking at you." "Yeah?" Y/N asked softly, her voice barely above a whisper. Hermione nodded, her expression filled with a warmth that made Y/N's heart race. "Yes," she confirmed, her eyes never leaving Y/N's. ✴✴✴✴✴ Y/N Crimson, a 13-year-old girl, has recently discovered that she possesses the extraordinary power of the Flame, marking her as one of the "Blessed Children." This newfound blessing, however, proves to be a source of confusion and frustration for Y/N. Dumbledore, the enigmatic headmaster of Hogwarts, offers little guidance, leaving her bewildered and without proper training. He insists that the power must be developed by the user themselves, further adding to her struggle. Complicating Y/N's life is the presence of her half-siblings, a result of her father's affair. Despite their shared blood, Y/N vehemently denies any connection to them, refusing to accept them as her family. Her denial is met with skepticism, as those around her find it hard to believe. Amidst these challenges, Y/N's journey takes an unexpected turn as she discovers the existence of other individuals like her, fellow Blessed Children. This revelation raises questions about their intentions. Are they potential allies or adversaries? Y/N is left to wonder whether their encounters will be marked by hostility or the possibility of forming new bonds. DISLCAIMER! This book follows the plot of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets,I do not own any of the characters, nor the characters added. All rights belong to J.K Rowling.

Potter simp- A HP fanfic by annwritess_n

Social media at Hogwarts, theres nothing better, execpt maybe night walks, and pranks. ///////// "RON STOP SHOVING YOUR MOUTH WITH CHICKEN" - "Your werid" - "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEANTTTT!!!" /////////// --4th-5th year --Contains dirty jokes, swearing, and drinking. --This is a Harry Potter x FemOC Started [Nov.28th 2021] Completed [June 5th 2022] !!!Disclaimer!!! I do not own Harry Potter or any of the charcters those belong to J.K Rowling. Thank you for reading!

The Order of the Phoenix - Harry Potter Male Reader Insert by Anonymous_Writer2345

Y/N: Your Name L/N: Last Name H/C: Hair Colour E/C: Eye Colour S/C: Skin Colour F/C: Favorite Colour F/F: Favorite Food --------------------------------------------------------------- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, the most powerful wizard since the Great Merlin himself, Vanquisher of Grindelwald, Leader of Light, Chief Warlock, believes that Y/N is going dark. Y/N must fight through political disputes, tensions between classmates, and the Ministry's attempts to actively destroy him during his fifth year of Hogwarts, all while trying to prove Dumbledore wrong, that Y/N L/N is most certainly not like his ancestors, most certainly not the next Dark Lord-in-training. But will he truly be able to keep his violent tendencies in line? In spite of everything, is Albus Dumbledore, as he mostly is, actually correct? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Book 5 of 7 Hermione x Male Reader Please read the the previous books before reading this one. Any writing you may recognise belongs to J. K. Rowling. All rights belong to JK Rowling, except my OC's and Y/N belongs to yourself. This story is heavily inspired by the great Male Reader Harry Potter fan fictions I've read.

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