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SoCal Shenanigans

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The southern counties of California are notorious For being crazy little artistic goofballs who are too attractive for their own good and would probably meet the same fate as Icarus if given the chance. 

Well, four of them in particular...

Los Angeles, the ex prima-donna herself

San Diego, absolute hottie of a man

Orange County, a Disney adult who's very unaware of her surroundings (also LAs more mentally stable younger sister)

And of course, Riverside, San Diego's little brother who's kinda just along for the ride

Watch as the rest of Southern California tries to pretend that they don't know these four, and also watch as the rest of California tries to pretend Southern California is an entirely different state.

Enjoy.All Rights Reserved

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