Top Hats And Robots
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Last published Sun, Jan 12, 2025
"Welcome to your life. There's no turning back"
poly ship between the warden, the onceler, and tord
All set in superjail!
they are DUMB, they are EVIL, and goddamnit they're GAY
PuhLEASEEE excuse my dope ass swag for this one
I am vaguely sorry for the excessive swearing and poor grammar
In my defense i was 14 when i started writing this
(...I'm 15 now)
*Staring at you with my cringe eyeballs*
I'm also genuinely sorry for the horrible curse of italics you'll come to find in some chapters
I still don't know why wattpad glitched that hard
Anyway I'll stop yapping and let you read now
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