the united states of america, except i make her cunty

america is a girl, a colony, and a former native. probably the worst combo to be in the world of personifications in the age of the triangular trade, mercantilism, imperialism, and colonialism. this doesn't stop her from becoming the most powerful country in the world. it just takes her a little longer.

or

watch england be a toxic girl dad and america be a spoiled little brat until 1776