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The Gaping Dickhole of Life

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Aging comics Trey Parker and Matt Stone are living a happy co-habiting life when suddenly, their life is turned upside down. With the departure of Isaac Hayes from south park and the threat of ISIS on the horizon, Trey and Matt have to suffer the consequences and explore new possibility's they have never seen the likes of before.All Rights Reserved

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You & Me (BOYXBOY) by DepressingTeen

Adam is just... Adam. He has everything but one thing... Dylan. But, once they share a... Heated moment, and get caught. Things go crazy! But hey! What does a 16-year-old love more than getting kicked out of your house for being gay by your homophobic mother? And going practically to the ends of the earth to find love. I know I would! *says sarcastically* 😬😨 If you don't like the gay, find another book... NO HATING UP IN HERE! ©All rights Reserved

Buried Demon by TylerX2

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Antipodean Love by JayBrown659

Craig and Tweek, of South Park fame, spend some quality time together over the course of several days. They have been dating for years and love one another dearly, but Tweek's doubts about their relationship- and himself- threaten to tear them apart. Disclaimer: The first few chapters contain mild suggestive content and the last chapter will contain NSFW content. You have been warned. South Park and its characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I own nothing.

He Says He's Just A Friend by jms777

Emmet and Clay did not meet on the best of terms, but that doesn't stop them from becoming fast friends. As their bond grows stronger, they will do whatever it takes to maintain this new friendship. Even though that may not be all that either of them wants. After years of living in a conservative southern town, Emmett has developed a hard shell that is not easily pierced. It's gotten even more difficult since breaking up with his first serious boyfriend left him feeling devastated and betrayed. Then a new friend comes along to peel back all the layers of protection, making Emmett feel happy again, and perhaps making him feel something more. The loss of his father at a young age left Clay with severe anxiety. His girlfriend says he's emotionally distant - because he is. Clay never gave much thought to his sexuality. He started dating because all his friends were, and although his relationships never seem to work out, he continues to try, because that's what's expected. The steady track he's been traveling is suddenly upended when he becomes enamored with a boy he just met. Now Clay has to figure out what he wants and how far he's willing to go to get it.

We're All The Same ( Craig's gang) by LizArDKing5908

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Falling in..... L❤️VE by DarkFlower065

Pinson Pete's world turns upside down when he is abducted while returning from school. When he finally gets free, he learns the darkest secret that life will never be the same for him. He has to adjust to his new life which is way different from the earlier ones. With lot of unknown faces and dangers, Pete will have to choose whom to trust. And in this whole journey, he finds himself falling in love with someone he never expected - Ae.....

Abandoned Wallflowers || BOYxBOY ✔️ by kelliclashton2

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You All Over Me [BxB] by chroniclesoftatiana

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You & Me (BOYXBOY)

Adam is just... Adam. He has everything but one thing... Dylan. But, once they share a... Heated moment, and get caught. Things go crazy! But hey! What does a 16-year-old love more than getting kicked out of your house for being gay by your homophobic mother? And going practically to the ends of the earth to find love. I know I would! says sarcastically 😬😨 If you don't like the gay, find another book... NO HATING UP IN HERE! ©All rights Reserved