Why You Shouldn't Mix Alcohol With Magic
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Last published Sun, Mar 8, 2015
A famous wizard kind of sort of maybe accidentally destroys a kingdom and turns to a life of alcoholism and shame...until one day, he gets back into the game...and kind of sort of maybe accidentally summons a horiffic super-monster. But this time, he's set on stopping this thing instead of turning to an even worse addiction. With the help of a local monster hunter, the wizard is set on righting his previous wrongs and just surviving the ensuing shenanigans.
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