THE POLITIC GAMES (desantis x trump)
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The dude in a deer costume stands on the podium as he pulled out the district's labeled tag that shined in red white and blue...
this name would change the course of someone's life...and even possibly end it,, they'd have to spend their remaining days with whatever other dickhead was called-
"Ronald Dion DeSantis?"
and pray the homosexual away.
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