Human Eggs Bounce
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This is a comedy tragedy short story that takes a look at human behaviour from an unexpected aspect.
This story may contain adult themes and of course language, not coarse language, what do you think I am? Well maybe just a bit but it is not that bad. Maybe best for someone over 13 say. Don't worry it is not going to corrupt anyone. If you don't get a laugh out of it then you need a good hard look at yourself.
Oh yeah! Humans don't really lay eggs. Just wanted to clear that up from the start just in case you got the wrong idea.
All characters is this story are fictional any resemblance to you or any body you know is completely in your imagination.
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