Ant Colony

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Stupid idea from a stupid person, please do not actually take seriously. 

I sometimes watch ants and other insects do their thing and I find it fascinating. I just wanted to write some silly fictitious scenario where ants and other creatures can think and talk. 

In this story, a couple ants lose their colony and are forced to live astray. They discover a new world around them as they try to rebuild their fallen empire. Vengeance and adventure awaits (lmfaoo). Though they are ants, they do present human features. Think of them as strange mutated monsters with both human and insect like qualities.

Also, since ants are just ants, they all initially use "they/them" pronouns. This is subject to change. Maybe I'll explain how ant biology works within this "universe" at some point ☠️All Rights Reserved

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