Slightly Sarcastic (Old Version)
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When Connor Wilson, the class clown, and Xauna Ryder who's sarcastic and ambitious, have to work together on a Literacy Arts short story project together they disagree on everything except for their mutual hatred for each other. Connor would be whining while Xauna's working or Xauna would be out getting drunk at a party while Connor stays inside and writes, one of them always ends up hating it causing them to end up back at the beginning. Will they ever agree on anything? Will they ever finish the project or will they flunk the class?
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