Omega!peter has a run in with alpha!wade, when wade saved him. He also might have sorta a crush on him. That crush tenfold when wade attended his school Deadpool, the infamous mercenary has always been a fan of Spider-Man and tat ass. But too bad the spider already has eyes on someone else. He then meets Peter, a great cook with an equally great ass. Also he's kinda cute and nerdy and adorkable. But when peter's aunt may gets sick, Peter needs money and fast. His teacher, Quentin beck makes a preposition and Peter might just feel tempted to take it when the cost is too high. Will our idiots finally stop dancing around each other or will they finally confess their undying love? - - - - - they definitely will.