johnny freaking DIES!!!1!
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Last published Tue, Oct 31, 2023
Jonathan tragically dies in a car accident, but Mavis can't believe it. After all, he was fine the other day, right? Or, to sum it up, Mavis investigates who was behind Johnny's death.
NOTE: THIS IS A CRACK FIC!!! IT'S A JOKE!!! I SWEAR okay it's a joke about how Johnny's a stupid ginger and is incapable of doing anything. This fic will get serious at times, but overall it's a funny SATIRE!! SATIRE fic
Disclaimer: Hotel Transylvania belongs to Sony Pictures Animation. They are the rightful owners of the franchise, and not me.
Sony pls don't sue I'm just a bored person who won't profit from this in any way 🥰
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