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[SHITPOST] Milo's Wedding Day....? (More Like Crisis-Day)

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(Based on Shotgun Wedding in Powerpuff Girls)
Milo, a rare species, was curiously wandering the woods. Its been a long time since they've been there...
Not too far away, a pink fuzzy creature was in despair after a divorce with his "wife", her being a pile of mud with pink fur and a lime green curtain as a "dress" and with 2 flowers as antenas. Anywho, Fuzzy Lumpkins was sad about it, meanwhile Milo didn't enjoy their dress up. They then heard it, they heard the noise of sobbing.  This was a start of a traumatizing expirience...
(This was to piss off future me!
And yes, this is supposed to be shitty and unoriginal :3
    - Dude 2023)All Rights Reserved

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