silly metal stories
teadassthrashloch
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  • Reads 208
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  • Parts 8
  • Time <5 mins
teadassthrashloch
Ongoing, First published Jun 24, 2023
Mature
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complete GARBAGE silly heavy metal stories i made for a silly ass friend of mine. enjoy. they are actually funny. youll piss your pants. or even shit them. whatever floats your boat.

there will be more eventually, just not sure when. this is all the food for now.
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Metallica one shots and preferences!!!

9 parts Ongoing

bunch of one-shots MAINLY FLUFFS OR ANGST/SAD! I'm not really good at writing smut :/ Pretty please interact so ik if it's good,any comments or voted are appreciated!! im only putting pictures for the first one of each lol

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