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One in a million

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cringe farquad fiona jackfrost satire shrek silly

Shrek x y/n 🤭🤭🤭🤭🌹🌹🌹 

(THIS IS SATIRE ME AND MY PARTNER WAS BORED AF WHILE WRITING THIS 💀)

Y/n a normal girl living a normal life in her small village. Of course she was the prettiest girl there with her flowing blonde hair and crystal blue orbs as any dress she wears just makes her even more beautiful, its impossible to make her ugly which is why she gets bullied all the time by every other girl in the village. One day it got so bad she ran off read to find out what happens next...All Rights Reserved

cringe farquad fiona jackfrost satire shrek silly

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