Wanna know why I'm chained up here in a dark dungeon cell, apparently left to die? Well, pull up a chair and I'll tell you the whole story. But be warned, it's a bit of a tall tale. And before you ask, yes, I did everything they've accused me of. And much, much more that's much, much worse. But we'll get to that. For now, just enjoy the story of how I got here.All Rights Reserved