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Mike Smithson x Y/N 😱😱

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You are off to your neighborhood's pool with your family for a 4th of July celebration. One person in particular catches your eye, though: Mike Smithson. He cleans the neighborhood pool with love (totally). However, it seems as though he... fancies you😏😏😏🫘😏😏 Will you let him sweep you off your feet, or will you ignore his advances because he's a hobo??????? Read to FIND OUT!!!!

Originally I was gonna name this fic some poetic shit like "your love is chlorine, but i am water" but ehhhhhhhhh

Note: THIS FIC IS SATIRE!!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!! Pls I am not mentally unwell okay haha

Another note: The idea of Mike Smithson isn't entirely mine. It was more of a group collaboration thing.

Another another note: DO NOT steal this or I will find you and compress every single one of your atoms into a pickleAll Rights Reserved

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