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Mike Smithson x Y/N 😱😱

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You are off to your neighborhood's pool with your family for a 4th of July celebration. One person in particular catches your eye, though: Mike Smithson. He cleans the neighborhood pool with love (totally). However, it seems as though he... fancies you😏😏😏🫘😏😏 Will you let him sweep you off your feet, or will you ignore his advances because he's a hobo??????? Read to FIND OUT!!!!

Originally I was gonna name this fic some poetic shit like "your love is chlorine, but i am water" but ehhhhhhhhh

Note: THIS FIC IS SATIRE!!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!! Pls I am not mentally unwell okay haha

Another note: The idea of Mike Smithson isn't entirely mine. It was more of a group collaboration thing.

Another another note: DO NOT steal this or I will find you and compress every single one of your atoms into a pickleAll Rights Reserved

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Don't Know How to Feel.

Why are people still reading this. Adopt a hatred for doors with this fanfic! Read over two fools making bad choices! Foster your stability into insanity! This was my first fanfic, oh wow, this was back in 2021 Includes: strong language, manipulation, implied sexual content and loads of nonsense "Quackity don't lie to yourself. You're the yin to my yang," Wilbur said with a low voice as he placed a hand on Quackity's shoulder. Quackity pulled on the straps of Wilbur's apron, "We are not one in the same Wilbur. Don't make me say it again." Wilbur grinned, "You're the yin to my yang Quackity. You're my other half and-" Quackity noticed the short pause, "You complete me Quackity." "Wilbur," his voice was quiet as he looked at the floor. "Wilbur stop saying shit like that. We both know why I'm here." or, Wilbur and Quackity don't like each other- at all. Heck, they're running against each other in burger businesses that do surprisingly well. But if that's true, why does Quackity keep willingly spending his evenings with Wilbur? Why does Wilbur's mind tend to drift off towards Quackity more and more? Why are they both leaning into each other's space when they're supposed to be at work? Neither of them know. Nor did they know where things would go after one single kiss, they only saw the tip of the ice berg of their strong pull towards each other. If that's what one were to call it. Yes, this is about their mc characters. Not the actual ccs. Please this my first story I have other stuff too that you can read please Enjoy some Quackbur :] STARTED ON THE 26TH OF AUGUST WE DID IT, FINISHED ON THE 21ST OF JUNE 2022 Things I'm proud of: 2022 Feb. 9 we got #36 in dsmp Feb. 11 we made it to #24 in quackity May. 14th we got 10k reads :D Nov. 2 we got #4 in quackbur Why is this #6 on Purpled he's a background character