Unholy Breaches

In the luscious city of Glitterous lives a very ordinary Paul Breach. His life is boring, his name is boring, just everything about him is BORING.
He does the same thing every day. Daydreams about the great and almighty sparkling Sam Smith.
The sparkling Sam Smith is the Empress of Glitterous and spends countless hours polishing his toe nails in front of the ghostly spirit, Michael Jackson, who is there to guide this bitch through the journey of royalty.
One day, the two will cross paths on a very ordinary day.
And as you can guess, things are no longer ordinary from that day on.