Womb..|Jikook (remastered)

STRONG LANGUAGE!

If you're here to argue about men getting pregnant-save it. I don't wanna hear it, I don't care, and honestly? Your opinion will be left on read. This story is not for you.

Now, for the rest of you glorious messes who thrive on chaos: welcome. This fanfic is a rollercoaster with no seatbelts, barely any plot, and vibes so unhinged you'll think I wrote it in a fever dream (I probably did). I made this disasterpiece for my sister Kely and my best friend Kayla. They like drama. They like tears. They like confused boys in love and questionable decision-making. So here we are.

• Mpreg? Oh, you bet.
• 18+ because these boys? They get busy.
• Jimin is clueless and adorable.
• Jungkook is just trying not to lose his mind.
• There's angst. A sprinkle of self-harm. (Handled with care, but still.)
• Jikook is endgame, even if it kills them (and you).
• Vhope: Bottom Taehyung rights!
• Namjin being married and tired.
• Yoongi x Hoshi - don't ask, just enjoy (bottom Yoongi supremacy).
• Fast burn like a rom-com on crack.
• Slightly toxic, fully unrealistic, and aggressively fanFIC.

And no, it's NOT omegaverse. Don't even try me.