How I "Defeated" the Dark Lord

Hello there everyone my name is Letni Wyllt Ambrosius and I wanna clear up some facts. So Dumb-ass-door likes to tell everyone that the Dark Lord is still at large and is targeting The Boy Who Lived, aka Harry Potter. That is mostly false... Mostly false in the way that he's not at large really, in fact he's quite small right now... And trapped... Yeah so here's how that happened, and what happened afterwards as well.

(Under constant editing and up for ideas/criticism)