The Crazy Stuff

Hi, my name is cotton. i am a young, handsome, and strong young man. i have high metabolism, meaning, i can eat 3 whole pizza's, drink a whole gallon of soda, and 7 breadsticks and the only thing i will gain is a lot of shit. I kinda don't have friends, but i have one. his name is tampie. he's my trumpet. i play him everyday of every second of every night, he's my best friend. I go to cottontail middle school, we are known as the slaves. we suck at sports and i don't know how to read. this is my story thu middle school and all the girls who want to get with this skinny ass!