I Have A Divination System
yemo579
  • Reads 1,882
  • Votes 90
  • Parts 115
  • Time 27h 58m
  • Reads 1,882
  • Votes 90
  • Parts 115
  • Time 27h 58m
yemo579
Ongoing, First published Jul 01, 2023
comedicundertonecomedydivinationfunnylevelsystemmagicpowerssadakosupernaturalsuperpowerssystem
Lin Xuan stumbled upon a divination system by chance. The accuracy rate of the divinations was 100%, capable of bringing good fortune and averting disasters, saving people from perilous situations. Such a divine tool, however, had a fatal weakness: each divination came with a price tag of ten dollars. Her delusion of becoming wealthy and reaching the pinnacle of life was shattered right at the beginning.

Lin Xuan diligently went about her work, occasionally earning some pocket money through divinations and occasionally drawing strange and useless items from the system's store.

[Sadako's Long Hair: Can crawl out of the television when lost. Since Sadako likes handsome guys, there is a chance of encountering one when crawling out.] [Confucius' Ruler: When held, you can ask the other person a question. If they answer incorrectly, you can give them ten slaps on the palm.] [Old Man Sticker: Stick it on, and you become the grandfather of the Calabash Brothers.] ...
"What a mess! Not a single useful item!"

One day, Lin Xuan got lost and, with no other options, she had to put on Sadako's Long Hair and crawl out of the television. Chen Chu looked at the woman with her half-body still stuck in his own television, and asked, "Can you explain this?"

Lin Xuan replied, "It seems that Sadako really likes handsome guys."

A clueless female protagonist versus a powerful male lead.
All Rights Reserved
comedicundertonecomedydivinationfunnylevelsystemmagicpowerssadakosupernaturalsuperpowerssystem
Table of contents

115 parts

Sign up to add I Have A Divination System to your library and receive updates
or
#68comedicundertone
Content Guidelines
You may also like
Become the Strongest Master With a Genius Student by VheenaD
62 parts Ongoing
Long ago, there was a legend about a powerful cultivator from the Fallen Rainbow Kingdom. The cultivator raised seven disciples whose mere name alone was capable of shaking all realms. However, many experts who researched hundreds of thousands of years of history suspected the story to be a fabrication as no evidence of the person or his legacy was found. "Nonsense! How dare they say master story is just a legend!!!" "There's no way I'm going to accept what they're saying! If it wasn't for the fact that this planet is where the sect and master used to live, I would have destroyed them!" There was a shout in a simple food stall from a girl with no satisfaction. But strangely the scream did not disturb the other guests, as if the scream had not been heard by them. "S-students calm down, it's been too long anyway. With the short lifespan of humans, they must have just assumed it was a legend. Master is not offended." Replied a young girl who was sitting with the screaming girl. "No master! I can't just take their word for it! They have to know the true story master!"The girl continued in an angry tone and continued her endless rant. _______ Well, this story is about an ordinary man who became a woman (lost his balls) when he was transferred to the world of Xianxia. Because of his stupidity, he tricked people into becoming his apprentice just to make his life easier, but regretted it because he was afraid of being found out about his lie (because he was an ordinary man? who pretended to be a cultivator). Occasional weird wording and grammar, English isn't my first language. The book cover is from AI.
The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) by OfficialTPG
36 parts Complete
Imagine if you had the power of the stars in your hands and the existence of a neighbouring planet depended entirely on you and your team. . . There were four people who had powers beyond imagination. One had weaponry, one had memory, another had teleportation and the last had gatherance. It might be hard to believe, but those four were set on a journey to save a neighbouring planet. The journey might change their fate and turn things around. Would they be able to make it, or would they lose everything that they once had? What discoveries would they make, and what would they have to do with them? What would the path that they will choose be, to give up or continue? Will their lives ever be back to normal? The fate of another planet depends on this group... So read on to find out! The sequel of this story is out. If you vote for our story it would mean the world to us :-) Special thanks to our classmate who is now helping us edit grammar and provided the Corean quiz and everyone else who helped to do a part. Note: You may find some parts of the story confusing and theoretically impossible. But this is a fictional world so please understand. Thank you! The story had been recently refurbished so that it will look more organised and has the pictures now. We will start Phase 2 of our renovation process, which will edit the grammar so our story will be wonderful. Stay tuned and vote for us! Thank you fans of The Adventures Of That Particular Group! Cover made by @TheScarlettWolf (YiChen) 2000 views on 9 Aug 2016 P.S Vote us for Wattys! Type our story name then write #MyWattysChoice.
Peerless Thief by Deebian
15 parts Ongoing
She is a master thief in the 24th century. However, she has transmigrated into the body of an idiotic good-for-nothing. She has neither father nor mother and has to watch the expressions of those people in the family. Idiot? Trash? Very well. Soon she will let these stupid earthlings know what it means to regret deeply! Battle qi? Magic? She is both a magic user and a martial artist, crushing all geniuses. The position of family head? The Vermilion Bird divine beast? Want it? Sorry, she has taken it. But who can tell her that this young lady who gets carsick and vomits wildly even when riding in a carriage is really the divine beast Vermilion Bird? And who is that mysterious soul that dwells in her body and acts like a big shot? Also... Why are the companions of others all extremely domineering and unrivaled in kingly aura? How come the few people around her are either a fox-like profiteer man, a poker-faced iceberg technical geek, or a flirtatious playboy. The best one is probably just that sickly handsome man! The promised domination of the world and trampling on all directions? Please don't deceive me!
knew Life, New Chance by ArtsyYan
38 parts Ongoing
Life is full of up's and downs, hero's teach us to never give up when life gives us the harshest treatment Villain's also tell us to never give up because of their dream and revenge But a normal person isn't a hero or villain so they can give up, right? Well what will happen when you give up on life thinking you're pathetic but it was only the beginning... Of so much more.... Warning this story will have the following ⚠️ Su!c!de De@th Bl00d Curse words Grammatical errors Short chapters Slow updates Not making sense Sh!t explanations English is not my first language
The Fire In Me (Ryder) (COMPLETED) 1 ✔️ by DMHosmon21
86 parts Complete Mature
BOOK #1 in The Fire series TRIGGER WARNING IN SOME CHAPTERS He leans closer, keeping me pinned against the wall with his hands on either side of my head. I glanced at both of them before holding his glare with my own. He was giving me a cold stare, caging me in like an animal. I bit my lip, trying to hold it back. I was never good in situations like these. He stopped leaning forward when his face was just inches from mine. He was trying to make me uncomfortable. Trying to scare me, but he didn't. I wasn't scared of him. I didn't hide my face or get nervous... I just bit my lip harder, trying to hold it in. It would just make things worse for me, I bet. He kept his eyes on mine as I glanced at his friend behind him with his arms crossed and a bored expression on his face. I looked back at the man in front of me. "You shouldn't act that way around me." He says coldly. "I can have you dead right-" I couldn't hold it in. I started laughing. He leans back, shocked, but his face goes into a glare as soon as his friend behind him perks up, watching, interested now. I calm down a little. "I'm sorry." I say, catching my breath. "Continue, Continue." He watched me closely before leaning closer to me again. "I can have you killed-" Suddenly, I lost it again, laughing harder, bending a little to hold my stomach. He punched the wall in an effort to scare me but instead made me laugh even harder, falling to the ground and rolling on my side. Soon I had his friend laughing with me as the man in front of me glared at both of us. "Don't give me that look. She's the one who started laughing." His friend said, wheezing a little bit and trying to stop laughing. I calmed down a bit, standing up to face them, a smile on my face. "Now, if you're done threatening me," I raise an eyebrow. "Or at least trying to. I'll be on my way." With that, I grabbed my backpack, turned my back to them, and walked away.
Eluding Memory by Melanomaniac_17
8 parts Ongoing
I'm a normal person, with an average job and a decent circle of friends. I try to blend into the everyday mundane routine, which includes working, trying to adult, and (who could forget?) the daily embarrassing memory parade organised by my brain. I might be a normal person but I think you'll find my story interesting: I have a superpower! Well, it may not be much of a superpower because I think we all can have it; I just found out how to harness it. Read my story to find out how I found out my powers and learnt how to use them! Fiction with elements of Fantasy, Mystery/Thriller, and Comedy! Began writing in August for the #JustWriteIt 8-Chapter Challenge
The Rise of the Mages [EXO VERSION] by mandallee
48 parts Complete Mature
It started with a portal from the sky. Earth was out into chaos, talking about aliens and how our world is going to be taken over. It then became worse when humans started descending down from the clouds. I have always been normal, so imagine my surprise when I woke up one day to those people in my living room. Dragged into a world of creatures, magic and mages-- Never did I know 'd live a life fighting in war and falling in love with the wind mage. #crackwithplot #exaggeratedhumor The GUIDE of Exodus: https://www.wattpad.com/story/232274829-guide-to-the-rise-of-the-mages [WARNING! - THIS STORY ARE FOR THE MULTIFANDOMS! EXO are the mains but other groups will hold as much importance such as NCT, BTS, SUPERJUNIOR in later chapters! - This story contains mention of Dissociative Identity Disorder [DID] and it's used in the plot for a side character!!] #1 SEHUNFANFIC 5/9/2020 #7 EXOPLANET 9/9/2020
The Girl He Loves So Much by shikagupta170
25 parts Complete Mature
Suddenly I turned around. And I shouted loudly. Mr. Devil is standing there staring at me and narrowing his eyebrows. What the hell he is doing. I'm in the towel. You ,what are you doing here. Damian - I could ask the same thing. Angelina - I grabbed the flower vase. What are you doing in my room. Damian - that flower vase costs more money than you have ever seen in your life. I advise you to put it down. Angelina- I kept it down. His eyes are traveling through my length of my body. I feel naked under his gaze. I cleared my throat. Now tell me why you are here. Suddenly a book fallen from his hands. It's from my favorite novel. I didn't no you read. Damian - a lot of things you don't know about me. Angelina -he started walking closer to me. And I stepped back and I hitted the counter. Our bodies are only few inches away. He whispered in my ear. For instance someone probably more.... Dressed. Shit !the towel. I cleared my throat. I should get dressed. He putted his hands on the kitchen counter leaning towards me as my breath quickens and heart is racing from the proximity of my body. He winked and said you should... Yes.. And why I am not moving. Damian - is there any problem, Ms. Angelina. Angelina- no Damian - but you are blushing. Angelina - and I hate myself for that. I slightly pushed him. Please you are too close to me. Damian - am I making you uncomfortable angelina What happens if two different personalities meet. Will they stay or apart. Read it further to know the story. And I promise it is a beautiful love story. Will they fall in love ? Will his opinion changes regarding women? Will he finally gets his broken princess or destiny plays it's part? Read it further to know this beautiful story and experience the greatest romance between them ..........
Cursed Blessings: Tales of Twisted Fates by Subtle_wind
9 parts Ongoing Mature
On a remote place on Earth, a boy with strange abilities is looked at, not as a prodigy, but as a monster. The blessings of two powerful bloodlines instead worked against him like a curse. This is the reality for Ayan, who seeks answers-about the mysterious girl in his dreams, the truth behind his parents, and the meaning of his strange powers. Engaging with secret organization and mafia, his journey leads him to uncharted terrains outside the known map into the world of cultivation. In this mysterious terrain, curses often bring prosperity, while boons may deliver doom. Ayan navigates this treacherous landscape full of miraculous beings, dangerous artifacts and strange creatures determined to reach his goal, declaring: "Willing to do anything that men should and should not. Willing to offer myself - and another hundred lives, if need be." Besides cultivation, mysterious methods prevail: killing someone from distance, deadly curses and divine endowment are not unusual but the question remains: 'What would you sacrifice for ultimate power?' Starting chapters are slow-paced plot-wise. Please bear with them as the story will get more and more interesting. About Harem: MC definitely has more than one partner and several interests. But, don't expect the story to focus too much on harem. If you want an unchanging, good-for-all mc, then this it's not you're cup of tea. No yuri/No NTR/No incest 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Anti-hero】【Scheming】
A Toy With Wings by thestoryteller0607
25 parts Complete Mature
***Book One of the Orson Goldbloom tetralogy*** "Are you sure that will work?" I deadpan. She responds with a grim nod. "But...is casting down two lives worth it?" I ask again. This time, she ignores me. "F😠😠😠," I mutter, annoyedly. Then I raise my voice. "Is casting two lives down worth it or not?" "Orson, can't you be any more annoying?" She sighs. "Guess I can't, so give me some answers!" She rolls her eyes and brandishes a knife at me. "You act like that Kore girl. You know, the elf." I taunt her. Kore is disabled. "You act like you like her," she replies. I don't even like Kore! Kore must have been at least 40! "I don't!" "Lovebirds, lovebirds, flocking in a herd..." she mocks. "Is that even a nursery rhyme?" I deadpan. She shakes her head, sending her dark curls flying, and continues to chant, "lovebirds, lovebirds, your deception's so absurd..." F😠😠😠 her.
You may also like
Slide 1 of 10
Become the Strongest Master With a Genius Student cover
The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) cover
Peerless Thief cover
knew Life, New Chance cover
The Fire In Me (Ryder) (COMPLETED) 1 ✔️ cover
Eluding Memory cover
The Rise of the Mages [EXO VERSION] cover
The Girl He Loves So Much cover
Cursed Blessings: Tales of Twisted Fates cover
A Toy With Wings cover

Become the Strongest Master With a Genius Student

62 parts Ongoing

Long ago, there was a legend about a powerful cultivator from the Fallen Rainbow Kingdom. The cultivator raised seven disciples whose mere name alone was capable of shaking all realms. However, many experts who researched hundreds of thousands of years of history suspected the story to be a fabrication as no evidence of the person or his legacy was found. "Nonsense! How dare they say master story is just a legend!!!" "There's no way I'm going to accept what they're saying! If it wasn't for the fact that this planet is where the sect and master used to live, I would have destroyed them!" There was a shout in a simple food stall from a girl with no satisfaction. But strangely the scream did not disturb the other guests, as if the scream had not been heard by them. "S-students calm down, it's been too long anyway. With the short lifespan of humans, they must have just assumed it was a legend. Master is not offended." Replied a young girl who was sitting with the screaming girl. "No master! I can't just take their word for it! They have to know the true story master!"The girl continued in an angry tone and continued her endless rant. _______ Well, this story is about an ordinary man who became a woman (lost his balls) when he was transferred to the world of Xianxia. Because of his stupidity, he tricked people into becoming his apprentice just to make his life easier, but regretted it because he was afraid of being found out about his lie (because he was an ordinary man? who pretended to be a cultivator). Occasional weird wording and grammar, English isn't my first language. The book cover is from AI.

More details