"Just spit it out, man!"
"Alright, so, Monday morning, we walk into school like normal. We'll get through our classes, until, right before lunch. During your algebra and my biology class, we'll ask to use the bathroom at 11:50."
"Dude, I'm not following," Noah said, unsure of how this had to do with being fake gay,
"Let me finish! After we leave, we'll meet up in the janitor closet next to the cafeteria, and prepare."
"Prepare for what?"
"LET ME FINISH! You'll pin me up against the wall and we'll start 'making out!"
Noah looked shocked, but intrigued,
"Tell me more,"
"So, we start making a bunch of noise you know, like how queers do, and because they are going to lunch, they'll see us!"
"Oh my god, dude, that's so good!"
"I know right!" Jeremy said, proud that his plan was accepted.
AKA:
the homophobic guys who act REALLY gay are actually more gay than they realize
In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed.
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Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.