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Better Off Dead

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Time 1h 40m

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Promised a cure for her immortality, Petra joins a quirky crew without question. She should have asked questions.
	15 years ago she lost half her body in a totally avoidable accident in her father's non-IKEA-standard lab. He used the tissue-fusing serum he created to save her, but it left her with major confidence issues, pesky immortality, and a body that's 40% raw meat. Some people have the worst luck.
	With half a face and the body of a child zombie, she eventually runs out of options. When a profiteering scientist turns up with the serum she thought her father destroyed all those years ago, she's dragged into the middle of his villainous scheme by the ragtag team assembled to stop him. Mostly. Petra's just in it for the cure they're making. 
	Get the serum, make the cure, die. It's a simple plan. But things go south on their northwestern island when she witnesses a murder.All Rights Reserved

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Home Isn't A Place by unforgettwble71

Home Isn't A Place. In a post-apocalyptic world infested with infected creatures that were once human, Wren Levy and her best friend Belle Rose survive the apocalypse. Or so we hope. They grow to adapt to the new circumstances and situation they must outlive. And although it's hard, friendship keeps their heads high. On a quest to find necessities and food, they run into another duo not quite as chaotic as them. Let's hope they beat the shit out of the upcoming events. //// "Okay, you go first." She gestured to the latch. I looked back at her, "why don't you go first?" "Because I'm older then you." By a month and a day... "Shouldn't that mean you go first, Miss responsibility." I smirked. There was a moment of silence between the two of us. This happens a lot, we just don't say anything, yet it says so much. "Just go before I shove you down." She laughed shoving me a little. I giggled and opened the latch, aiming my gun down, "it looks clear." I carefully climbed down the latter and aimed my gun immediately. "Any of you fuckers out here?" I asked, circling my vision around the hideout. "Is it good?" I heard Belle ask from inside. "Yes, you can come down your highness." I laughed, watching as she made her way down. "Thanks, peasant." She smirked. //// Just read it dude, it was fun to write since it's based off of me and my best friend.

The experiment. by shrosz

They used my vulnerability against me. They used that weapon, to make me accept their stupid idea. And I of course, accepted it, I didn't even know what they were going to do. They tugged and poked and even shoved their disgusting finger in your wound, just to see you cry. To see you change. No pitty in their eyes. They just continue. They drag you around with metal chains, hit you and turn you into a experiment. But I had enough of the tugging, the clawing, the moaning, the crying and pleading for them to stop, but simply feeding them with our pain. They turned me into something, that neither do they know what I am. Their afraid of me, of my reflexes, my strength. I killed a lot of them. They say I have a cold heart, that I don't feel nothing. That's why they call me: Death -----------------------------------------************************************--------------------------------------------- Death. A teen girl, pitch black hair, black eyes, white skin. Her height is 5'8. People are scared of her, not just because of her strength but because of they way she kills. She lived in this hell hole, where they take her to rooms. Examine. Fight. She knows she won't be able to entertain them for long. She decides to run. Soul. Brown hair as mud, blue eyes as the sky. Hight 6'2. Tanned and toned body. Death's best friend in the hell hole they're in, he's as cold as she is. But shows a bit of sympathy. Well... More than her at least. He's been there for her, ever since she entered this place of crap. They're the two most feared. As some people say, they're a perfect couple. Killing. Fighting. Cold hearted creatures. Also known as D and S. Why? That's what your going to find out, joining this adventure with D and S.

Obsession (Black Hat x Reader) by KitKatMochiiii

(Y/n) was a simplistic girl living in a town full of abnormal things which consists of heroes and villains. Her parents always kept her out of harms sight along with her little sister and two older cousins. They kept her at home, only letting her leave when it was something important. Though it ticked her off, (y/n) and her sisters never minded knowing that their parents want the best for them. What happens when she gets caught in a fight with her family? She sneaks out for fresh air at night. One of her worst mistake of life. She gets in trouble but somehow escapes. On that night, a certain villain saw her escaping and he was interested in her. His only motive: To get (y/n) no matter what. He wants her to be his and only his and that's what he did, he took her away from her everything, her family, her friends and her life. How will (y/n) cope with this? What will happen to her in future? Well, my dear readers, only destiny and fate will reveal her future which may or may not be bright. I don't own Villainous or you. I own the plot and added characters. Profanity warning. (The circumstances may get yandere, just a warning)

Undead Mute by Spirit_5758

"You killed him!" Savanna shrieks. "I had no choice!" "Yes, you did! You didn't have to pull the trigger!" Savanna shrieks again. "He's dangerous! Are you insane?" "He's not dangerous! He was my friend and you shot him!" Savanna cries. "Stop being stupid. Let's get out of here." "No! Let me go!" Savanna growls. --- An apocalypse is among us and no one is safe. Zombies eat humans to survive, and humans kill zombies to survive. It's the natural order of the zombie apocalypse, but when a human girl named Savanna meets a zombie boy that isn't like any other she befriends him. He's confused and terrified of both kinds and is frustrated when he can't speak or understand the zombie's language. Why is this particular zombie different? Will he change like the others and kill the humans, or stay the way he is?

A Blessing and a Curse by ilovedolphins101

The Puppet Master sees all. He hears all. Knows all. Controls all. He will do anything to get his hands on the ultimate power. Even if it means "removing" anything that gets in his way. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A major catastrophe changes everything on Earth. Strange things happen when people start doing unimaginable things that was thought to be myth. Some called it a gift. Others called it a curse. Yet, few thought of it as an opportunity, a chance to take this power into their greedy hands. Yet, there was the virus that stood in their way to power. A virus that changed man into a vicious, murderous creature that only has one instinct. Kill. What others needed was a cure. A miracle. Hope. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// WARNING: GRUESOME PARTS AND BLOOD!!!! AU!!! I do not own SWR or the creature or the quote on the cover!! I only own my O.C. and plot. Slow updates!!! Book 1: A Blessing and a Curse Book 2: Kilo's Eclipse

The Devil's Angel by SheylynMaertz

It was a Sunday night, family night for the Greens. They were playing a board game when it happened. At exactly 11:11 pm; a time for wishes, a sixteen year old girl wished for true love one day. At that exact moment her window smashed and something flew into her room. It was a flock of them; they attracted the house and only took one thing: the girl. She remembers it clearly, the way she screamed scared out of her mind. The way it grabbed her waist and took off. She remembers screaming for help but no one came to her rescue. Oh how she wishes that she left her safety knife in her room. Then they would be safe. Her family! She just hopes they were fine, but the conclusion that she was taken says that her family would be back to normal soon. She sighs and thinks over her life. From a little kid she was always the loner. But her family loved her to death. It all changed when she turned ten. The world was changing. She remembers the exact day at the exact time. Her birthday; she calls it the hell day. Something bad always happens on her birthday and that year was the worst so far. On February 20/2020 at exactly 2:20 On the news they had let out the horrible announcement. Scientist's experiments had gone wrong. They call them the "Stone Devils". They were escaping from the labs and into our world. Made of stone and all male. Winged creatures that come into the night. Steal and kill their prey. That's what she heard but she didn't believe it until a few nights ago. (kinda like the movie Warm Bodies)

𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝟗𝟗𝟏 | 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐬 by Angelbreeze-

|| A PLANET OF THE APES FANFICTION || ___________________________________ "They made me a monster, but they couldn't control what I became. I won't be their weapon anymore." ____________________________________ Humans never learn. That was something Experiment 991 had understood a long time ago. Humans never wanted anything but control over what they feared. They caged her up like a wild animal, gave her sedatives, gave her drugs-anything to make her more comfortable. It worked for a while, but then it all would go to hell. And she would have the blood of humans on her claws.

NightCrawler✔ by SpaceBagels

"There is something wrong," I didn't realize I was staring until she turned and stared at me as well. "So you two having a staring contest?" Jacob rolled his eyes. "And yes Iris like I just said point 3 seconds ago there is something wrong. Of course there's something wrong. Why wouldn't there be something wrong?" His voice raising as I came back to earth and looked at him. "This place is bullshit and is just bullshitting me with all these bullshit drugs telling me their bullshit will help me get better when I'm not even sick!" He gasped. "I've been here just for a few months and I'm going to die. I've only seen the sun like ten times! Ten times. No wonder everbody in here is turning pale and gross. My TAN IS GONE. I'm a fucking snowman. Look how WHITE I AM!" He exclaimed. A few nearby people looked over along with their doctors. ~~~~~~~~~~ Iris Thomson was just a normal girl. Until she turned four years old, from then every night she'd be visited by a monster named the nightcrawler. It would physically hurt her and nobody else would ever see it but her. The tall rag doll looking monster with sewn shut eyes and the widest smile breaking into various people's houses, killing their pets, stealing etc. She was thrown into a crazy hospital where she met new friends and enemies. Many secrets about her monster is uncovered and this might be the start to a problem a lot larger than Iris had thought.

Experiment #248 by Sarahlgano

"I am nothing like you have ever seen" ~Tiki --------------------------- "How do you kill a monster without becoming one?" Maddie starts to panic. "You already got one so don't worry about that." I tell them. "Tiki, you're not monster through." Kenna says sadness and worry in her eyes. "I have always been one, you've just never seen her." I say darkly. "Tiki! Don't do this-". Zane starts to say but I snarl at him and he stops when he realizes it's not me. "Tiki isn't present anymore." The dark voice says. "She has excepted her fate, you should too." ---------- Tiki Oaks, taken as a baby, orphaned, adopted by a secret organization, -which no council or government knows about- and experimented on. Only to know that she is the most dangerous being ever, an abomination. She is the first experiment to be a success and almost fully completed until the last test. The last test is suppose to be the complete part to her being feared and rule the universe, but instead it all went wrong. Something was awakened and killed everyone in the lab to free Tiki and keep her safe. A century long war is beginning again, hunters and monsters hunt Tiki to kill her, and a threat no one could ever imagine comes to life. Will Tiki help the world that she is meant to destroy and rule or save it before its too late? With the help of her mate, strangers, friends and family she has never met, can she defeat the threats of the universe that she is meant to lead to destruction?

How to be a dragon hybrid (how to train your dragon) by bluenightfury

Autumn was born as an experiment. Made for destruction,she is half Night Fury and can switch between forms being either. But what if in her mission she encountered some of the most loving people only for them all to be taken away from her. Like everything else in her life. Note: I wrote this ages ago as a child. I'm not proud of it. Some like it some don't. I came onto wattpad to shitty comments after years. If I get another one I'm going to go nuts. Don't like bad grammar and no plot don't read it. Warning you now.

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Home Isn't A Place

Home Isn't A Place. In a post-apocalyptic world infested with infected creatures that were once human, Wren Levy and her best friend Belle Rose survive the apocalypse. Or so we hope. They grow to adapt to the new circumstances and situation they must outlive. And although it's hard, friendship keeps their heads high. On a quest to find necessities and food, they run into another duo not quite as chaotic as them. Let's hope they beat the shit out of the upcoming events. //// "Okay, you go first." She gestured to the latch. I looked back at her, "why don't you go first?" "Because I'm older then you." By a month and a day... "Shouldn't that mean you go first, Miss responsibility." I smirked. There was a moment of silence between the two of us. This happens a lot, we just don't say anything, yet it says so much. "Just go before I shove you down." She laughed shoving me a little. I giggled and opened the latch, aiming my gun down, "it looks clear." I carefully climbed down the latter and aimed my gun immediately. "Any of you fuckers out here?" I asked, circling my vision around the hideout. "Is it good?" I heard Belle ask from inside. "Yes, you can come down your highness." I laughed, watching as she made her way down. "Thanks, peasant." She smirked. //// Just read it dude, it was fun to write since it's based off of me and my best friend.