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Better Off Dead

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Reads 71
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Parts 21
Time 1h 40m

RaccoonRaconteur

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Promised a cure for her immortality, Petra joins a quirky crew without question. She should have asked questions.
	15 years ago she lost half her body in a totally avoidable accident in her father's non-IKEA-standard lab. He used the tissue-fusing serum he created to save her, but it left her with major confidence issues, pesky immortality, and a body that's 40% raw meat. Some people have the worst luck.
	With half a face and the body of a child zombie, she eventually runs out of options. When a profiteering scientist turns up with the serum she thought her father destroyed all those years ago, she's dragged into the middle of his villainous scheme by the ragtag team assembled to stop him. Mostly. Petra's just in it for the cure they're making. 
	Get the serum, make the cure, die. It's a simple plan. But things go south on their northwestern island when she witnesses a murder.All Rights Reserved

comedy creatures darkcomedy darkhumor death disfigured dismemberment friendship gory horror horror-comedy madscientist monsters regeneration scientist snarky suicidalthoughts superpowers team underdog villain weird

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THRONEFUL FRIENDSHIP by yah-rah

Friendship... It was a sweet lie... Game of trust and betrayal. So many emotions to conceal and cover. Not allowing to give up, it won't also let you survive. The story is about friendship of a group of young people who are on their way to build a shinning future. Their friendship was irreplaceable. Seven different personalities and viewpoints, but friendship brought them together. Unbreakable and ecstatic. However something is changing in their friendship. What's going on? [Two Years Later] "You changed so much! It's like I can even recognize you" "Thanks. All credits goes to you.I changed for surviving in the middle of these cruel monsters masked as sweet humans." "Are you even the girl who was my lovely friend?" "Were you even my friend?" Suddenly the person she used to love...That person, the reason why she ended up being so pitiful said,"Can you stop over reacting? It was just a misunderstanding." Overreacting? So all of her sufferings are overreacting? Bitterly looking at him, she said,"You really disgust me..I regret falling for you..It destroyed me.." *photo credit goes to it's owners*

Shadow's Dance (old) by SKetchPoint

Phantom, an organization known for producing lethal weapons and soldiers, got their hands on a few special individuals. Three years ago there was an accident that officially had no survivors. It was in a high school during finals when someone had caused the explosion. The room itself that held the device was unscathed, the area around was completely obliterated. Whatever had happened left one class with specialized powers. A group claiming to by the government took them in for questioning, within 24 hours all of their parents, friends who weren't in the school, and realities all were dead. That is what Phantom had the power of doing. Present day Jane Moor, the now lone survivor of her school's explosion, has to decide if she wants to live a normal life or protect the ones she cares for. After 3 years of pain from Phantom, an organization hellbent for domination, she has gained strength and knowledge that few have ever discovered. Playing parts of the innocent, the killer, the friend, the child, the leader, and the dog she has had enough servings others. However, Jane knows what's coming and may be the only one that can not use it as an advantage. Her own powers battle against each other and the past fights the road she has chosen. Can she soar to the occasion or crumble against the pressure? •Word Count Per Chapter: About 1,000• ***WARNING: Blood, Violence, Mature Language.*** OwO enjoy (updates every week)

The Multiverse Tyrant by Lxzaruss

!! STORY COVER IS MINE, CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME EXCEPT Y/N !! (ps, heavily inspired by my other books, mainly Multiverse's Unwilling Protector.) (Book is currently in hiatus, will be back soon🫶🏻) - " New life emerges from the past, In every breath, the die is cast. Guided by echoes of lives once known, Hopes reborn where seeds were sown. Through time's embrace, I rise once more, My soul reborn on a distant shore. As shadows fade, I find my way, Reincarnation brings the day. Eternal cycles, never apart- ■¿■??1■■2211?¡? Nightmares end, but souls restart. " Reincarnation - the rebirth of a soul in a new body. #1 in nightmare sans 01/30/23 #1 in killer sans 01/30/23 #1 in dust sans 02/09/23 #1 in fell sans 08/22/24 #1 in action fantasy 08/22/24 #2 in undertale 08/25/24 #1 in omnipotence 09/02/24 #1 in lazar 09/02/24 #1 in inksans 02/02/25 (This is DreamTale if you're wondering. Another day, another book.)

ALPHA WAVE by cherrykel

When my parents kicked the bucket, I thought that was the universe's way of saying "screw you" to me. But little did I know, life had an even bigger "screw you" in store. Then one sunny summer day out of nowhere, the Infected appeared. And man, were they ugly. Feral, bloodthirsty, savage beasts that looked like they'd been hit with the ugly stick- no scratch that- the ugly tree one too many times. But fear not, for Phoenix Corp arrived on the scene, wielding their science skills like superheroes. They cooked up a cure that saved the day, rescued us from the Infected menace. Or so we thought.... Suddenly, everything I knew was turned on its head when Phoenix agents showed up at my door at midnight and demanded access. I never thought I'd find myself allied with the Infected, the very creatures I saw as my mortal enemy. It's like friends became foes and foes became friends, and I'm left questioning everything I ever believed. But hey, at least I've got a front-row seat to the apocalypse. It's a wild ride, and I'm strapped in for the long haul. Who knows what craziness is yet to come? Oh, did I mention the infected had mouthwatering abs? Oh boy... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Copyright law ... All rights reserved to CherryKel only. No one is allowed to plagiarize, repost this story or anything else that comes to mind, without the author's written and signed consent.

Transmigration of Starfire: Let's Have Some Fun~ by Tennyliz

Starfire: The top assassin feared by all, with a side hobby as an anonymous hacker who no one knew about - not even the organisation she worked for. Who would have thought she was the short, always-smiling, blonde girl who seemed to have no care in life and was always just looking for fun? And yes, if you are wondering "was?" That's because she died. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- [So yes, you are dead. I am a top system who helped you, and now you will be going from world to world to complete quests and-] The system was cut off from its listings as Starfire laughed. "Really?~ That sounds like a lot of fun. I accept!" She said with a grin that took the system aback. [But I didn't even...] "Mhm?" She rose a brow and the system just went silent, deciding to sulk in its mind instead. {She didn't even allow me to tell her the reward she gets after...} If it could, it would have gone to a dark corner in the space to crouch there and sulk. {I couldn't even brag about myself and how powerful I am to bring her from the dead...} ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Starfire as she journeys on... just for fun. Oh, right, I almost forgot! The "Head" is trying to get her to attain something, and an amused stalke- spectator appeared who might be her friend or foe. Be prepared for a dash of humor, action, world-hopping, mystery, and well... fun! Trigger warning: I shouldn't have to say this, but there will be mentions of death and dark humor here as is expected in transmigration/reincarnation stories. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This is my original story and should not be copied. The pictures aren't mine. - Tennyliz.

Alive by teacup_s

≫ ──── ≪•◦ ✦ ◦•≫ ──── ≪ │ Surviving The End _______________________________________ │Cast aside by a world that mistook her for infected, Aisha now sees the crumbling of humanity's reign over their miserable world. It's time for something new, something stronger. Something deadlier. │ The world has descended into chaos. Aisha wakes, disoriented and... surprisingly alive. Or at least, something close to it. She quickly learns that humanity is no longer alone-creatures have mutated far beyond recognition, and she is no exception... _______________________________________ │Follow the journey of Aisha as she becomes a survivor in a dead world.

Given An Unwanted Second Chance by UndertaleFanatic981

(TW: unaliving thoughts and memories at the beginning. It gets better over time, don't worry! Trauma is difficult to overcome...) You didn't want a second chance. You didn't want to survive. You wanted the sweet release of death. But it seemed like the universe was far too cruel to allow you even that. It took away your memories, your free will to choose whether you live or die...hell, it took the one thing in life you owned! Your own name! And now it seemed like you had to live yet another cruel life, doing things you never wanted done to others. But...at least you could do things your way. Maybe this second chance wouldn't be so bad... (Reincarnated as Nightmare Sans, but unlike other stories, you have no clue what Undertale even is) (WE REACHED NUMBER 1 IN THE UNDERTALE TAG YOOOOOOOO) (9/13/25)

Discordance In The Balance (Nightmare and Dream x Corrupted! Reader) by Mysteriousghost102

After becoming friends with none other than the guardians of the tree of feelings, you realize more things are going on than the guardians care to reveal. After attempting to help them you end up corrupted and your friends trapped in stone for 500 years. . . Currently rewriting!! This is a sans x reader fanfic so don't like don't read. Reader is gender neutral and there is 18+ stuff in this book so please keep scrolling if you're under 18! So minors please avoid this like the plague There will be warnings at the beginning of chapters, if there's something I should put a warning for please tell me. Y/N = your name F/C = favorite color See anything else to put ill put it here /|\ ---WARNING--- This is mainly for fun and ideas put together from what my brain spews so continuity errors may happen and i will try to fix them accordingly. Again this is just for fun and nothing is really planned just improv to be honest. Still hope you enjoy! The cover was made by me

The Fault In Our Flesh by RellySpams

In a disease-ridden world, infection doesn't always take your life. Sometimes, it takes everything else. Some survive still themselves and awaken powers that defy physics and nature. Others rot from the inside out, becoming ravenous things with minds shredded beyond repair. They are called Defects Noxious's greatest experiment. Lives broken and remade. Creatures engineered to obey, kill, and die... before ever living at all. Monica Subject Eight can reshape matter into anything she can imagine: barriers, weapons, walls that should not exist, and impossible constructs. She was meant to be nothing but a weapon... but she clings to hope like a blade, yet the more she uses her power to protect the people she cares for, the more Noxious tries to carve the humanity out of her. Kaito the Defect who can seize a mind like a fist around a throat and bend the world. whose power isn't measured in force, but in the silence of every mind he could take without leaving a mark, was the one person she allowed herself to trust. The one person who looked at her like there was more inside her than circuitry and purpose. Their bond was forged in captivity, guilt, and silent promises. The kind born of survival, not hope. But when Monica discovers the truth that Noxious is quietly eliminating the older Defects to replace them with "better" versions every fragile thing she ever believed in fractures. Friendship becomes a liability. Loyalty becomes a weapon. And love whatever broken shape it took becomes a target to be erased. To save the only people she has left, Monica must destroy the place that made her... and face the horror that she may never outrun what she was engineered to be. Not even for him. Not even for herself. If something is built broken... is there even a version of her worth saving? "Pain, fear, hate, hope, love, those are the bones and pieces of me. Remove one, and the whole thing collapses back into the empty obedient monster they designed."

Home Isn't A Place by unforgettwble71

Home Isn't A Place. In a post-apocalyptic world infested with infected creatures that were once human, Wren Levy and her best friend Belle Rose survive the apocalypse. Or so we hope. They grow to adapt to the new circumstances and situation they must outlive. And although it's hard, friendship keeps their heads high. On a quest to find necessities and food, they run into another duo not quite as chaotic as them. Let's hope they beat the shit out of the upcoming events. //// "Okay, you go first." She gestured to the latch. I looked back at her, "why don't you go first?" "Because I'm older then you." By a month and a day... "Shouldn't that mean you go first, Miss responsibility." I smirked. There was a moment of silence between the two of us. This happens a lot, we just don't say anything, yet it says so much. "Just go before I shove you down." She laughed shoving me a little. I giggled and opened the latch, aiming my gun down, "it looks clear." I carefully climbed down the latter and aimed my gun immediately. "Any of you fuckers out here?" I asked, circling my vision around the hideout. "Is it good?" I heard Belle ask from inside. "Yes, you can come down your highness." I laughed, watching as she made her way down. "Thanks, peasant." She smirked. //// Just read it dude, it was fun to write since it's based off of me and my best friend.

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THRONEFUL FRIENDSHIP cover

Shadow's Dance (old) cover

The Multiverse Tyrant cover

ALPHA WAVE cover

Transmigration of Starfire: Let's Have Some Fun~ cover

Given An Unwanted Second Chance cover

Discordance In The Balance (Nightmare and Dream x Corrupted! Reader) cover

The Fault In Our Flesh cover

Home Isn't A Place cover

THRONEFUL FRIENDSHIP

Friendship... It was a sweet lie... Game of trust and betrayal. So many emotions to conceal and cover. Not allowing to give up, it won't also let you survive. The story is about friendship of a group of young people who are on their way to build a shinning future. Their friendship was irreplaceable. Seven different personalities and viewpoints, but friendship brought them together. Unbreakable and ecstatic. However something is changing in their friendship. What's going on? [Two Years Later] "You changed so much! It's like I can even recognize you" "Thanks. All credits goes to you.I changed for surviving in the middle of these cruel monsters masked as sweet humans." "Are you even the girl who was my lovely friend?" "Were you even my friend?" Suddenly the person she used to love...That person, the reason why she ended up being so pitiful said,"Can you stop over reacting? It was just a misunderstanding." Overreacting? So all of her sufferings are overreacting? Bitterly looking at him, she said,"You really disgust me..I regret falling for you..It destroyed me.." photo credit goes to it's owners