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Draconic Sphere Ω

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Parts 27
Time 1h 34m

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Brunhild came to Aqua Profunda to escape the suffocating confines of dwarven clan and family life. There she found the adventurer's guild Feenschwanz, and new friends: Kaergat, also a dwarf and more to the point, an overly sober runic mage; and Dandelion, a party loving halfling who is sometimes sober for almost a whole morning. 

Brunhild thought that a life of adventure sounded romantic. Kaergat just wanted a place to stay in town and ended up at the adventurer's guild. Dandelion is just about up for anything. Somehow, they all stumble into a war between gods, take a stand against fascism (orcs are people too!), go thousands of years into the future and back -- and realise that they may be the only people who can lift the terrible curse burdening a suffering and forgotten people.

Based on the nuttiest -- and only -- Dungeons and Dragons campaign I ever ran. I let my Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams inspired sense of humour run wild, while still trying to create meaningful and deep moments. Laughs and feelings guaranteed!

Angel photo credit to Cosmin Gurau on UnsplashAll Rights Reserved

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The Adventurers of Cliché by LyraHansen123

What happens when a group of ordinary people wake up one day to find themselves in a cliché-filled fantasy world? Arwyn, the human bard; Grulf, the mighty half-orc warrior; Elsie, the elegant elf wizard; and Finbar, the cunning halfling thief experience exactly this when the game "Cliché" becomes reality. Tom, an average 18-year-old boy, receives the game "Cliché" for his birthday. On a boring afternoon, he starts playing, not realizing that this experience will change his life forever. When the game begins, Tom finds himself as Arwyn on the edge of a medieval village, wearing a colorful cape, a lute on his back, and a hat on his head. In this familiar yet surreal world, he soon meets other players who are also trapped in the game. Emma, known as Elsie the wizard, joins him, along with Jake, the half-orc warrior known as Grulf, and Mark, the halfling thief named Finbar. Together, they try to navigate the cliché-filled yet magical world of the game.

Nottoofar || Book 1: Leaf & Paw {Humour + Romance Fantasy} by kkolmakov

Fiona is a Beastfolk druid fleeing her abusive master in hopes to reach the border with the Northern lands, where she could find a mage to free her of her slave seal, which gives her owner full control over her life and death. In the woods she's attacked by bandits - and saved by a bear. She's quite sure that her magic wouldn't have been powerful enough to establish such a strong bond with a wild animal - and doesn't the bear seem a tad too intelligent? In a far, far away land of Nottoofar... ~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE! ~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE! ~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON! ~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON! ~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON! ...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin. You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.

The Lost Boy | ONC 2024 by Emmian_

2024 ONC Prompt 21 : A dragon, an elf and a dwarf embark on a quest to find the lost heir to the kingdom. What happens when a young elf, a grumpy dwarf and a baby dragon leaves the city behind to look for the lost heir to the throne? And what will happen when they find him and the young man gives the elf an offer that will change his life, but is also hard to refuse?

Heir Lost [ONC 2024] by JansOtherStories

[ONC 2024 Longlister] The heir to the kingdom has been kidnapped! Many great and powerful adventurers have tried to find him and bring him back to the loving arms of his father. Unfortunately, though great and powerful, they are also very much pitiful failures. When Luthiriensis, an elven tourist, and Mott, a perpetually aggrieved dwarf, are recruited by a mysterious patron to find the child, they soon find themselves in far more trouble than they could ever have imagined. Also, their recruiter is a dragon. So there's that to deal with too. An ONC novella based upon Prompt 21 - A dragon, an elf, and a dwarf embark on a quest to find the lost heir to the kingdom. Formerly "A Tale of Three". Cover created in Canva, using an AI generated picture and text through Logokit.

A Young Wizard's Journey - Goblet of Fire by ArcanicScrolls

And so, with our last tale coming to a close your relationship is blooming, friendships are on the mend and your timetable is back to a manageable affair. Sure, some things didn't go to plan... okay, a lot of things didn't go to plan but that's part of the process now. You're trained, you're ready. And just in time Within the depths of the darkness lurk a new group. One that hasn't made it's presence known in the wizarding world for decades, and it's after your head this time. Not the boy who lived. You're several years ahead of your peers and your training from Remus has made you one of the most dangerous wizards of your year. Able to keep up with some fully grown. But will it be enough? Our fourth tale brings on some of Y/N's deadliest challenges. The Triwizard Tournament, The Quidditch World Cup and, Lord Voldemort's elite guard

That's Another Story For Later by arilioness

*This is a Hobbit fanfiction* Iridian is a girl who was orphaned, living with a dwarf. One day, Thorin comes to her and her guardian, saying it's time to take back Erebor. The door opens at Bilbo's, and standing there are two dwarves, Fili and Kili. A strange sparkle glints in Kili's eyes and she longs to figure it out. She also discovers her many new talents and skills as a warrior and a person considering her abnormal lineage. Join Iridian and the Company through Middle Earth, in a new spin on the Hobbit. All rights go to J.R.R. Tolkein for the story and characters, and Peter Jackson for the script. The only character in there I own is Iridan. Again, I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT FOR IRIDIAN WHOM I DEVELOPED MYSELF!!!

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When three friends discover a cave, they had no idea that it would lead them to a whole other world filled with magic and enchantment. Working together with a fierce thief, strange mystic, and gentle healer, can the six team up to save the world of dragons? Find out in the Legend of Terradel *Creds to Rinmaru who created the game and artwork for the mega fantasy avatar creator I used for the characters* Posted: June 12, 2017-November 7, 2017 Edited: April 19, 2018-April 25, 2018 Highest Ranking #250 in comedy-romance Amazing cover, chapter breaks, and banner by avadel

Lord Of The Rings: Tales of Random Craziness And Humor by MonsterCupcake61176

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Nottoofar || Book 2: Dagger & Fist {Humour + Romance Fantasy} by kkolmakov

Viola the Underdarkling is travelling back to the duchy of Fleck at a request of the head of a large clan of Orcs and Half-Orcs, who also happens to be the grandmother of Viola's former betrothed. On the way Viola runs into Will, Rhys' cousin, and Will's partner, Fiona. Together they travel to Fleck, joined by Rhys mid-way. Will the old feelings resurface while Viola and Rhys fight giant slugs with hallucinogenic slime and save an impaired winged prince - or will the old wounds of the War prevent them from giving their love another chance? In a far, far away land of Nottoofar... ~ a former berserker knight meets a spacy druid... {Book 1: Leaf & Paw} ~COMPLETE! ~ a necromancer rogue is determined to resist her feelings for her former paramour, despite his delicious Half-Orc physique... {Book 2: Dagger & Fist} ~COMPLETE! ~ a teacher of defence magic can't believe what has become of her former Buggbear pupil - and how hard it seems to convince herself to refuse his advances... {Book 3: Ring & Shield} ~COMING SOON! ~ a duke is stuck in a cave with a dragonkeeper who is harbouring a secret... {Series Prequel: Venom & Sword} ~COMING SOON! ~ a merperson needs the assistance of a kicka*** sea captain who isn't going to fall for the tailed man under any circumstances... {Book 4: Cutlass & Song} ~Final story in the series! COMING SOON! ...and the rest of my recurring characters show up in this fantasy tale - but this time they wield magic, throw daggers, have tails and horns; and Rhys has got green skin. You really don't have to read my other stories to understand what's going on here. But if you're familiar with their modern version, I hope these frolicsome AUs elicit a chuckle and an 'awww,' or two.

Afterlife: Oblivion #Wattys2024 by astronomist

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The Adventurers of Cliché

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