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Draconic Sphere Ω

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Reads 411
Votes 29
Parts 39
Time 2h 56m

comedy dungeonsanddragons dwarves elves epic forgottenrealms fun funny halflings highfantasy humour parody quirky terrypratchett wacky weird

Brunhild came to Aqua Profunda to escape the suffocating confines of dwarven clan and family life. There she found the adventurer's guild Feenschwanz, and new friends: Kaergat, also a dwarf and more to the point, an overly sober runic mage; and Dandelion, a party loving halfling who is sometimes sober for almost a whole morning. 

Brunhild thought that a life of adventure sounded romantic. Kaergat just wanted a place to stay in town and ended up at the adventurer's guild. Dandelion is just about up for anything. Somehow, they all stumble into a war between gods, take a stand against fascism (orcs are people too!), go thousands of years into the future and back -- and realise that they may be the only people who can lift the terrible curse burdening a suffering and forgotten people.

Based on the nuttiest -- and only -- Dungeons and Dragons campaign I ever ran. I let my Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams inspired sense of humour run wild, while still trying to create meaningful and deep moments. Laughs and feelings guaranteed!

Angel photo credit to Cosmin Gurau on UnsplashAll Rights Reserved

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