My Savage Love for You

In this romantic fan fiction featuring detailed descriptions of abs, Jason Derulo and Penn Badgley find themselves tangled in a complicated love triangle. Will Jason get over his crush on Penn? Will Penn stay faithful to his girlfriend? Or will they find savage love? Read on to find out.

P.S. We're pretending that Penn Badgley is taller than Jason Derulo, lives in California, owns a Border Collie, and has the body of an Abercrombie & Fitch model. Also, when Sierra comes up in the story, imagine that she's being played by Lily Collins (the woman who played Emily in Emily in Paris). If you're feeling uncreative when trying to imagine Kim, I recommend Keke Palmer or Ego Nwodim when she played SNL's Lisa from Temecula.