The Employee
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Who knew, right?
In the remarkable springtime of life, who predicted that I, Daniel Lee Cole, was going to flourish into a perplexingly peculiar, strange specimen of a human being?
In additional words, I'm weird.
Did the ten year old me know that one day I was going to grow up to be a fatherless nerd who befriended a witless idiot and has an infuriating mom and a troublesome pet?
Ahem, I mean little brother?
Did I have any clue on what was in-store for me? Did I know that I was going to be forced into getting a stupid job by my mom and therefore putting my reputation at stake?
No. Who knew right?
But did I also know that I was going to meet the gorgeous girl I was falling for? Meeting her was the biggest mistake of my life. And being an Employee -
Was just the beginning.
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