Cthulu X Reader

Cthulu X Reader

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Complete Tue, Jul 4, 2023<5 mins

crackfic cthulhu romance

Cthulu... An eldritch being... cares for none of mankind.... Except for Y/N. (751 words) (EDIT: I completely forgot I wrote this)

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